The Atheist Goatee presents: Bible Contradictions - Part 1

Just pointing out a couple contradictions from the "good book". By the way, Im always up for a debate and I welcome all challenges.

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[lamarjlp914]

Hey you forgot the bit about where did Cain wife came from. I mean there was his mom, dad and brother. He killed his brother so there are three people on the planet, yet he manages to find a wife.

[TheAtheistGoatee]

im going to do more of these.....ive got plenty of contradictions to point out

[Kisarastati]

You sound like Jim Halpert!

[TheAtheistGoatee]

the guy from the office?

[hawkman2111]

The Bible was wrote to put fear in people and help priests make money so they can rape little kids.

[h2omanz]

2.This is an example of ancient discourse grammar and recapitulation, foregrounding to backgrounding, basically a skeletal outline/structure followed up via detail, known as an expansion. It is well known that Akkadian/writers often used this fashion. There is no contradiction, chp1 is chronological, chp2 is not, but rather details of man. To keep it short I will forward to your last rant. Lol, unicorn is translated in Hebrew as a one horned animal, the reference is a rhino or an aurochs.

[h2omanz]

1.Lol, epic, just read it..thats seems to be the problem. You are reading French and you seem far from a polyglot, it is a Book of study. Intent, context, translation, linguistics usually are the cause of one's dubiety and its quite sad.

Gen1 and 2 are one continuous story, there were never chapters. Only to be put into chapters centuries later.

[djjaudon]

What about after the flood. How did they populate the earth? Incest? Also isn't there a verse that says something about Giant people after the flood that was supposed to have killed everyone?

[djjaudon]

@MultiSolucion Wow.... where did u go to school??

[MultiSolucion]

@TheAtheistGoatee give me three reason ,,,,why always the atheist can do so cynical, sarcastic and swear a lot.. why ??? is tit they can handle a frustracion... when a friend of mine alsoa atheist ,,not can win a conversacion his whole faces is red filled with red angry,,,, ? so weird and he have character he can be so arrogance he think is so smart....but other side he have a lot of pacience and he is virgin and friendly ,, that are good things byeee

[MultiSolucion]

@TheAtheistGoatee in other parts the bible said creatures came of the desert , come on opned yur eyes and read the wholeeeeeeeee context not only 1 frases,,,,, if you take 1 frases you find a weird bible , and weird story ,, your are cheating ,,, !!! read more and maby you can give the numbers of the contradiciones then we can all read your contraditions... byee

[MultiSolucion]

@TheAtheistGoatee and mine friend the atheist said also im doning nothing wrong , im not killing somenone , so when im dying he will say to me ,, you bad boy ,lallalla ...remarkable ,, he said he is a atheist but he created imagine if IF god exist is he gonne punshing me?? so he is afraid,,, caught him , hihi but what is so bad to belief in god?? i dont like bad words i read the bible made me sharp ,,,lookinf for error is simple how many error did you make ??/ non????

[MultiSolucion]

@TheAtheistGoatee i have a friend he is also atheist, but when im talking , it better for you do this he lsiten to me so fast ,, i these day im gnne ask him why you listen to me ?? you dont beleif in god but you do all what im saing.. im think he is scary for god , cause he cant see him like he can see me..this make him confudes and fear imagine he will exist ooh scary ,,, . im scared for god he can do much things , and we cant do that ,,,

[MultiSolucion]

@iSkatedUrHouse so sweet your explianed water example nice nice thankssss a lot.