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Uploaded on Jun 29, 2009

This is no doubt the clip they would've shown at the Oscars if Matt Hanon was nominated for "Best Actor"...But amazingly, 'Samurai Cop' was snubbed in every category that year.

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  • cro44magnum

    Samurai cop is pretty tough with his hands, but that dressing down he gave in this video was brutal. His words are his nunchucks.

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  • vonbeaver99

    That's some pretty deep stuff. 3 or 4 viewings minimum to really grasp the depth of the dialogue.

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  • NickESantoro

    Is that Christina Hendricks?

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  • SykoFox

    Samurai Cop: The 1980s' answer to Primer.

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  • Blomsternisse

    The subtext in this scene is so thick it makes David Lynch look like a amatuer.

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  • JrockNerd

    Yeah, fosho.

    It's almost in the same class as "gayniggers from outer space".

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  • samjacksonswig

    This quite possibly is one of the greatest scenes ever filmed. It's definitely up there with Jaws Indianapolis scene for performance and dialogue.

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  • ChimpFromSpace

    Samurai Actor

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  • ASexyChilean

    7 people have secret swiss bank accounts

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  • SuperAaron360

    Tommy Wiseau?!

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  • Lee Smith

    So many awkward pauses.

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  • downwiththemaster

    GET THE HELL OUTTA MY FACE

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