Karoline Lewis, Biblical Scholar, Amazing preacher...a day in her life sung by her wanna-be twin sister: Amber Marten
Sweet Karoline (Lewis)
By: Amber Marten
Well, it begins
Im preaching today in chapel
My sermon is great, but what to wear?
I say screw the alb
Im thinking heels and color
No matter what, the men all stare
At one, gorgeous one, stunning one,
Pretty me, ugly you
Sweet Karoline,
A teacher should never look this good
I look divine
More than any of you could but no---ow
Skinner and Lose
Aint got nothing on the maven
The brainwave would tank if not for me
And when I preach
Theyre sitting in sheer amazement
Tryin to take notes frantically (dont worry Matt, Ill slow down for ya)
Then hands, praying hands, preaching out,
moving me, saving you!
Sweet Karoline
Romans never read this good
Im changing lives
More than Martin Luther could
Sweet Karoline
Good times never seem so good
Ive been inclined
To believe it never would
This was so amazing! Wish I could have been there to see it in person!
kirchenmann 1 year ago