Jedi Jacob Battles the Pajama Prince at Connect 2010

The decade was coming to an uneventful end as the students of Refuge Student Ministry embarked on a short journey to the foreign land of hillbillies and rednecks. Where the family tree branches not and the darkness of orange evil resides.

Despite the risk of losing precious and in some cases (cline time) limited IQ points the students boarded their vintage white ships piloted by Senior Shepard William Cline and Reformed Short Bus Pilot Average Joe.

The early hours of their icy journey involved little more than potty breaks and lethal flatulences from the short statured umpa lumpas. However, silently sitting underneath a fashionable santa hat sat the young future jedi jacob.

While others laughed and fumigated the ships young jacob was overwhelmingly pressed with a vision....

this vision was of the backwoods pajama prince, first born of the dark side legend Al Joel GoreOlSteen. The weight of this vision weighed heavy on young jacob fearing that the galaxy and the force would be stripped from his fellow students allowing the dark side to force all of them to squeal like a pig.... BOY!

this is the story of young jacob and the realization of his life changing, epic, revolutionary, supernatural, unbelievable, hilarious battle....

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• star wars
• connect 2010
• cartersville
• georgia
• refuge students
• grace baptist church