Ohio Grrls

A big thumbs up to the great state of Ohio! And a big thank you to Charles, Jeremy, Robert and the amazing and lovely Julie.

GO BUCKS!!!

LYRICS:

I know a place
Where the corn is really higher
Scarlet and Grey
You know, we really love our football
Sippin' Mountain Dew
Playing several hands of euchre
(what's trump?)
The kids tilt their heads
Seein' the top of top thrill dragster.
(ride on)

You could travel fifty states
But you know it's the most
At the roller coast
Once you party with Snoopy
You'll be having a ball
Oh - Oh-hio

We're Ohio grrls
We're unforgettable
Great Lakes Brew, we got in on tap
Humid Air
so damp will make your hair frizz up
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

We're Ohio Grrls
We're undeniable
Lake Erie
We've got it on top
Heartland represent
Now put your hands up.
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

Don't go to the beach
You might get a rare bacteria
We got T-town Jeep
Hang On Sloopy on the stereo

You could fly right over us
But nothing's as great
as Catawba grapes.
Once you're rooting for the MAC
You will never go back.
Oh - Oh-hio

We're Ohio grrls
We're unforgettable
88 counties playin' cornhole
Painted Barns
to celebrate centennials
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

We're Ohio Grrls
We're undeniable
Scotcharoos
With chocolate on top
If you hate wolverines
Then put your hands up
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

Canton, Cleveland, Cincinnati
Change the seasons, I'm getting ready
Crazy, Crazy Oh - Hi - Oh
These are the girls I love, like woah.
Puts in the OH
I mean like Oh - hi - oh
Flindlay, Oxford
Toledo
The state is fly
We got buckeyes
And Montgomery ribs

FFA, It's okay
I love the Horseshoe
Just like I love my zoo
Book Loft and Hocking Hills
Tony Packos givin' refills

Neal Armstrong, in his zone
Paul Newman, Ohio's own
Halle, Woody, Jamie
Drew Carey
Just a prez named McKinley
Katie, my lady
(Holmes)
Before she hooked up with Pacey
(uh huh)
I love you so
Cause you representin' Ohio

We're Ohio grrls
We're unforgettable
Northwest part, yeah it's really flat
Mennonites
Like Amish with technology
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

We're Ohio grrls
we're undeniable
Flip Flops in the snow
we don't care
Heartland represent
Now put your hands up
Ooh-hio, Ooh-hio

(Oooh-hio, Oooh-hio grrls)
Ohio grrls man
I really wish they all could be Ohio grrls
Ohio grrls man
(Oooh-hio grrls)
I wish you all could be
Ohio grrls
(Oooh-hio)

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[brooklyn4425]

its funn cuz her shirt says miami! HHAHAHA! WOW!

[BonanzaJellybean]

@brooklyn4425 That is probably because she graduated from Miami University, which is in Ohio.

[EDiller14]

Dude I love this vid! where you guys from? im from mercer co.

O-H!

[BonanzaJellybean]

@EDiller14 Thanks! We live in the Toledo area. I-O!

[BoeGod]

Funny thing is - these are all the things I hate about Ohio, LOL. Fields of corn, euchre, football obsessed fans, dirty lakes, humidity, bad diets, and cornhole, YUCK!

[BonanzaJellybean]

@BoeGod You hate euchre? And they still allow you in the state?

[BonanzaJellybean]

@woffordgirl Seriously?? Cedar Point, Kings Island, Hocking Hills, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, numerous state parks, camping, amazing zoos, wonderful art museums, Shakespeare in the Park, tons of local and pro sports teams, West Side Market, botanical gardens, Put-In-Bay, seasonal festivals . . . what exactly do you want?

[jkiscellus]

i would rather shove a glass tube up my dick and smash it than watch something this horrible again.

[homerjay6900]

@brooklyn4425 miami , ohio dumb ass

[brutal15150]

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[brutal15150]

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[teapot333]

Portsmouth Ohio! :D

[AsterinoSisters]

lol! Nice job! The Asterino Sisters (from Ohio!)

[iLoveGir99]

Yay.. Im from Ohio xD

[cocopyro]

My teacher is from Ohio, she's around 27 You 'might" now her..

[sweehickle]

@brooklyn4425 Miami University of Oxford, Ohio, was established in 1809. At that time, Florida still belonged to Spain. Just sayin'.