Merry Fuc%$#g Domestic Terrorism ChemTrail Christmas - Dancing Elk Too!

CHANGING CHRISTMAS:
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully:
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Canada and the northern boarder states.
As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I made certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: These toys insured by Smith and Wesson.
2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.
3. Bubba Claus; sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flying coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
4. You won't hear On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen . . ., when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty.
5. Ho, ho, ho! has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I herd dat!"
6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back off". The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is a Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) going wee-wee on the Tooth Fairy.
7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and It's a "Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.
9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" and Bing Crosby's "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town". This year songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. Those song titles will be Mark Chesnutt's "Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox", Cledus T. Judd "All I Want for Christmas Is My Woman and a Six Pack", and Hank Williams Jr.'s "If You Don't Like Bubba Claus, You can Shove It.
Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus
(member of North American Fairies and Elves Local 209)

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[wnettles]

@jonah70757 Ah, finally, some information from you. They would have to source the aluminum oxide from a source like Alcoa or Kaiser. Those would have to be tracked through interstate commerce with shipping tickets, bills of lading, invoices, etc. Anyone know how to track through ICC or DOT?

Just a thought. If aluminum oxide is what they are dispersing, then, I suspect it could be used as a shield of sorts against high energy pulses that could make it through our ionosphere.

[wnettles]

@jonah70757 I was asking a question, which, obviously, you did not comprehend. You did not offer an answer, either. Just sarcasm. Stick to shallower discussion forums, as you will do much better with sarcasm in those.....

[jonah70757]

@wnettles You are either a shill or a fool which is it?

[jonah70757]

@wnettles Evidence? They have as much as admitted it in Committe of Science and Technology hearings. Millions of tons of Aluminum oxides annually. And get this they admit they dont know if it works and if there are bad side effects

[wnettles]

Assuming that we are being sprayed day and night by the military, or, other government entity, then just who is SUPPLYING ALL THAT CHEMICAL? Find that out and post it. What chemicals and in what quantities are they spraying them? I can tell you what they are doing, but, first I need to know just what is being sprayed. Anybody got any evidence? I'd sure like to see some.

[fishersofmenvideo]

Zany stuff! I loved the dancing elk! Thank God the chemtrails don't seem to be slowing her energy output down too much...God bless you, Dan and Robyn in 2012. It might be quite a ride, I've got a feeling. Brothers and sisters are coming together, though!

[forgiven61]

The true blue skys are far and few in between. Another Dark Age?

[alnetworks2010]

It seems that lately... the "Star of Belen" with its long white tail has been cloned and replicated all around worldwide.

The time for ACT is NOW. Extremely understood pacifism and indolence are NOT an option. We are being slowly MURDERED; thus, these nauseating rats ARE going to know how dangerous that all of us, we can be when they insist so much in touching our balls.

Those who are going to fight, we salute you.

[ReinhardvonHolst]

Good vid. Thank you for the work you do and supporting guys like me. Peace and happy holidays. God help us all.

[jdocks777]

Merry chemtrail xmas! All I want for christmas is to be sprayed to death. thank you santa chemclause. : )