Hail to the Geek- Deaf Pedestrians

I got a spiderman t-shirt
I got Converse that are rotting off my feet
I got a bad mustache
a reoccurring rash
and not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek

Well it's good to be a geek
It's good to be a creep
It's good to draw my pictures
that no one will ever see.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I play dungeons and dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
got seven hit die on my backstab
sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to play the freak
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as I can see
It's good to play the Wii
Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...

Chorus:
Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

I'm addicted to Star Trek
I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak
I find I'm more inclined
to spend the bulk of my time
on the starship enterprise
than talking to girls I meet

it's good to have a plan
it's good to be the man
it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
cuz no one ever...

Chorus:
Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie
tenth grade is when I got the indian burn
four years of continuous wedgies
wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
someday I'll buy a fancy condo
someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house
someday you'll kiss my a$$

It's good to make some noise
it's good to scream outloud
it's good to feel immortal
like your last name is McCloud
it's good to be a geek
its good to be unseen
its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen
it's good to be a geek
it's good to be the man
it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I got a bad mustache
a reoccurring rash
and not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek
You know I don't intend
To look like Boba Fett
I got my Helmet set
Although it makes me sweat
Man it's good to be a geek!

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[sperky111]

A true geeks "stash" is their comic books...

[elizlucas]

lol in the lyrics it should be MacLeod, not McCloud. They're referring to the TV show Highlander. It's good to be a geek!

[toastyotaku42]

geeks are witty

geeks are shameless

geeks are sometimes socially awkward

but it makes for a good sitcom

thumbs up if this song makes you think of the big bang theory

[TheMrilikefunny]

im already in a band ... marching band!

[TheMrilikefunny]

21 people arent geeks



[acather96]

Thats my funeral song sorted then -_-

[kennyjwi]

@sperky111 mother fuckin' A Sheldon Cooper to the max.

[Barbarito409]

@nuclearfishon Unfortunately, your not a geek. You are what as known as a "Hipster" and are a total douche. geeks dont have cred, we dont care enough about cred. If we did, we would be popular, because its not about the cred, its about the hobby. Drop dead poser.

[Caylub111]

NO! Geek squad sucks. They dont deserve this kind of recognition.

[noal900]

fuck yeah. ramones converse

[Michmarmol]

@90skid8 Actually they are just dickheads. True Geeks are still geeks. Geeks for Life! <3

[90skid8]

they're called hipsters now..