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Uploaded by on Jul 15, 2010

!!!WARNING: Sufferers of Epilepsy may want to look away at the flashy parts!!!

So i wrote this poem randomly on the spot and then decided to make something big out of it, and this is not something i do often so enjoy it =P

The backing track under the poem is the instrumental to one of the songs i have produced as DJ Shoxxy, comment if ya want a clean copy!

Full lyrics to the poem you will hear are as below.

Like, Subscribe. Comment and Enjoy! Peace. =D

I Am A Dude

I am a dude
The one who your suppose to always look up to, to protect you
I am a dude
The one who can shift that spider or abnormally large moth
I am a dude
The one who makes up explicit nicknames for his other dude friends
I am a dude
The one who turns nearly everything into a joke to cover up his lack of confidence
I am a dude
The one who lets tears fall when nobody else is around
I am a dude
The one who is awash in masculinity because it's "the right thing"
I am a dude
The one that gets drunk and becomes loud because it's the opposite of what he is when he's sober
I am a dude
The one who puts on a brave face when all is lost, or so it seems
I am a dude
The one who just turns away and pretends like he didn't hear what you just said
I am a dude
The one who goes out, wins the bread and provides for his family
I am a dude
The one who apparently controls the panick attacks when others don't
I am a dude
The one who tries to handle the finances but sometimes fails
I am a dude
The one who goes out to do grocery shopping but comes back with half the list
I am a dude
The one who fixes the kids bikes and checks under the hood
I am a dude
The one the dog or the cat expects its dinner from
I am a dude
The one who mixes the colours in a high temperature wash
I am a dude
... And i'm scared...

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  • FYI, only about 2% of people who have epilepsy are affected by flashing lights. But as is the case with many things in life, it's just an untruthful stereotype.

  • @GeneStarwind09 ahh well thanks for filling me in there... Just being on the safe side is all... Don't need no law suits over here haha xD

  • nice

    but i could say one thing :P

    wait for it

    ahem

    thought you were the dudette =o

  • @scoobiesnax oh har har very funny LOL!!! I try to be serious for once in my life and i still can't escape the stigma of being "The Joker", or, in this case; The Preverbial Bitch... xD

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  • this is kinda cool Ash :)

  • @supercrawlerfaller lol of course not xD The one playing in the beginning is by Ellie Goulding... I don't claim other peoples music and never will =P I'm a producer myself lol. The sogn i'm referring to in the description is "I Am a Dude", which starts about a half way into the video. :3 Glad you like it btw!

  • @supercrawlerfaller wait is the song your talking about in the description the one playing when your messing around with the mic in the beginning?

  • i would like very much a copy of your song!! and maybe links to more of your stuff?

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