!!!WARNING: Sufferers of Epilepsy may want to look away at the flashy parts!!!
So i wrote this poem randomly on the spot and then decided to make something big out of it, and this is not something i do often so enjoy it =P
The backing track under the poem is the instrumental to one of the songs i have produced as DJ Shoxxy, comment if ya want a clean copy!
Full lyrics to the poem you will hear are as below.
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I Am A Dude
I am a dude
The one who your suppose to always look up to, to protect you
I am a dude
The one who can shift that spider or abnormally large moth
I am a dude
The one who makes up explicit nicknames for his other dude friends
I am a dude
The one who turns nearly everything into a joke to cover up his lack of confidence
I am a dude
The one who lets tears fall when nobody else is around
I am a dude
The one who is awash in masculinity because it's "the right thing"
I am a dude
The one that gets drunk and becomes loud because it's the opposite of what he is when he's sober
I am a dude
The one who puts on a brave face when all is lost, or so it seems
I am a dude
The one who just turns away and pretends like he didn't hear what you just said
I am a dude
The one who goes out, wins the bread and provides for his family
I am a dude
The one who apparently controls the panick attacks when others don't
I am a dude
The one who tries to handle the finances but sometimes fails
I am a dude
The one who goes out to do grocery shopping but comes back with half the list
I am a dude
The one who fixes the kids bikes and checks under the hood
I am a dude
The one the dog or the cat expects its dinner from
I am a dude
The one who mixes the colours in a high temperature wash
I am a dude
... And i'm scared...
FYI, only about 2% of people who have epilepsy are affected by flashing lights. But as is the case with many things in life, it's just an untruthful stereotype.
GeneStarwind09 1 year ago
@GeneStarwind09 ahh well thanks for filling me in there... Just being on the safe side is all... Don't need no law suits over here haha xD
XDAshyBXD 1 year ago
nice
but i could say one thing :P
wait for it
ahem
thought you were the dudette =o
scoobiesnax 1 year ago
@scoobiesnax oh har har very funny LOL!!! I try to be serious for once in my life and i still can't escape the stigma of being "The Joker", or, in this case; The Preverbial Bitch... xD
XDAshyBXD 1 year ago