Moustache - A Poem

http://charliemcdonnell.com

A poem about Moustaches, by Charlie McDonnell ...

How I wish I could grow a moustache,
so that people could see me as cool.
With a fashionable style, a furry smile,
the ladies would drown in their drool.

Oh I wish I could grow a moustache,
so that people could think me a man.
I would work on a farm, have a rugged charm,
and probably drive a white van.

I wish I could form a moustache,
maybe people would think I was snappy.
I would keep it in trim, I would go to the gym,
with some hair on my lip, I'd be happy.

How I long, and long, for a moustache,
so people could think I was smart.
I would hypothesise, that a moustache is wise,
and then show my results, in a chart.

I wish I could own a moustache,
so that people could think me their friend.
With a jolly old tash, I would sure be a smash,
and a man on which you could depend.

But alas, I cannot grow a moustache,
my face is unfavourably bare.
And now I have disclosed, that my lip is exposed,
'til I can, a fake moustache, I wear.

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[TahitiBluu]

A white van....and a mustache? Charlie you should really rethink your goals :P

[kaytiya100]

"The ladies will drown in their drool." -sigh- Oh Charlie you do not understand us ladies at all. That smile on your face, As you rhyme in your place, Takes our breath away, Day after Day, Oh Charlie McDonnel, You must be trapped in a tunnel, If you think our drool, hasn't already filled a pool, Which in- we have already drowned, I am sorry if you frowned, But it is your smile, That makes it worthwhile.

[mirandalovesyouuuu]

Charlie, you could pick ME up in that white van anyday ;)

[baloney100000]

nice poem :D

[EggyMega]

0:58 Charlie! Your moustache fell off!

[Hamsterhelpers999]

he looks cuter without a moustache

[foreverwantingpie]

Wow! Sweet rhymes man! And I also like you hairless better :) Waaait... not COMPLETELY hairless. That would be QUITE weird.

[SixintheSun]

skip the add 0:01

[steevdallama]

British, has a fake moustache, writes poetry, (hopefully single!), HE IS THE PERFECT MAN. DIBS!!!!

[LuLuLupeto]

Have you noticed that women grow little hairs on the top of there lips when they don't want to, but men want a mustache and they don't have even the smallest traces of hair. Whats up with that