The Physics Song - Parody of "The Lazy Song"

For all you of you physics lovers.

Lyrics:

Today I don't feel like going anywhere
No displacement from my bed.
Distance traveled might be more
Pizza's here walk to the door.
But go right back to where I began

I'm gonna kick my feet up
In uniform motion
Stead as I can, the velocity's constant
No motion, im sitting at rest.

I'll be lounging on the couch
Can't go against friction
Less applied force, so I'm stuck at the origin
Objects tend to stay at rest
Oh,oh

He said it
He said it
Cuz Newton is the man.

Today I don't feel like going anywhere
No displacement from my bed.
Distance traveled might be more
Pizza's here walk to the door.
But go right back to where I began
No displacement at all.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No displacement at all
Oh oh hoh oh hoh hoh hoh

My mass times hers over our distance squared
You can't deny, the attraction is there.
Pull you close: You know this is great
(Oh my god, gravity's great)
Yeah

I might run around, graph curved d-t
The faster I go, slope is velocity
I'm just too lazy to calculate
Oh, oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause its bland.

Today I don't feel like going anywhere
No displacement from my bed.
Distance traveled might be more
Pizza's here walk to the door.
But go right back to where I began
No displacement at all.

No, I won't accelerate
In a balanced forces state.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

My circuits have gone loose
No energy comes through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah.

Oh
Today I don't feel like going anywhere
No displacement from my bed.
Distance traveled might be more
Pizza's here walk to the door.
But go right back to where I began

No displacement at all.
No motion at all.
No motion at all.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• physics
• science
• bruno mars
• parody
• spoof
• dynamics
• velocity
• slope
• educational
• kinematics
• forces
• gravity
• newton
• electricity
• stop motion

[Hlongy28]

what is this??

[CathhSM]

@Hlongy28 it was a project we had to do :)

[xang33k]

@notasblondeasilook3 you drank too much last night?

[notasblondeasilook3]

i understand most of this but MY HEAD HURTS NOW

[waqarwillrocku]

this is the greatest thing EVERY MADE!

[lizziejane]

Very good :)

[therealjordiano]

lol very nice :)

[shiauZOOMer]

i like this one :) mr. T?