Ben Champion - That Auto-Correct Song

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I apologize in advance.
It wasn't me. It was my phone.

Song written and produced by Ben Champion
http://www.benchampion.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/mrbenchampion
http://www.twitter.com/mrbenchampion

Video:
Directed by Daniel Broadley
Lighting by Alex Thornton
Make-up by Gemma Stafford
http://www.danielbroadleyfilms.com

LYRICS:

Verse 1

When I said I wanted to kill you,
I meant to say kiss
When I said I was going to to dump your bones in the woods,
I meant to say jump
And now you think I'm a psychopath
And our relationship is wrecked
There's nothing I can do but put the blame on
Auto-correct.

Verse 2

You said whenever you miss me you smell my shits,
I think you meant shirts
My work was coming in slits and spritzers (sorry)
Spits and spurts
I said you were a whining spaz
When I meant to say shining star
Then I said I was going to pimp your ass
When I went to park your car
And now you think I'm a total dick
And I'm losing your respect
There's nothing I can do but put the blame on
Auto-correct.

Verse 3

You said you like to fist with men in bars,
I think you meant flirt
Either way I think it's safe to say
One of us is going to get hurt
I know that you don't mind jazz
In a quiet little back street place
But you said in your message you quite like jizz
Except when it was in your face
And now it seems we're communicating
In a brand new dialect
There's nothing I can do but put the blame on
Auto-correct.

Middle Eight

These thumbs were not designed for typing
Maybe we should just have stuck to skyping
Now all that you can say to me
Is WTF and OMG
This song is one long apology, I admit
This phone is a fluffing piece of shut
This phone is a flecking price of slut
This phone is a trucking place of spit

Verse 4

When I said I like to use glory-holes,
I was trying to type coriander
I was looking forward to eating out
On your vagina
(Verandah, verandah, so sorry)

Now we've sent these messages
That we should have double-checked
There's nothing I can do but put the blame on
Auto-erotic
Auto-erotic
Automatic
Autocratic
Sumo wrestler
Dodo forest
Dildo Carrot

Oh well, what did we expect?
We never should have put our faith in auto-correct.

• Category

  Comedy

[84oof]

wth is wrong with his forehead? Proto-Klingon?

[Ben Champion]

bIjatlh ‘e’ yImev! Hab SoSlI’ Quch!

[Sweetbb619]

Dildo carrot!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Montague Nagel]

Hahaha, Hilarious!!!

[Alisha Hallman]

I have always loved this song.

[M0RGaN98]

lmao

[Edward Jordan]

*new favourite song ever

[Edward Jordan]

New fort Santi errrr

[Quantakinetic]

Because everything funny about this song came from autocorrect, not him.

[Ascobal77]

How do you only have 77 subscribers, good sir. You deserve way more!

[pedrobettt]

This made pears cum out of my asses.

P.S.:figure that autocorrect out :)

[XxKarasuTheNinjaxX]

The fact you know Klingon is enough for me to cry.

[John Spencer]

you look like chandler from friends