Uploaded by NSchneider1985 on Jun 10, 2009
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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@casketofdog No I'm not interested thanks mate
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@baldenscare your gay too?
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Nice ass, Mr. Bateman
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I didn't notice the brain in the refridgerator before now
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@noodlescratcher you say that, even though Stephen Fry is a big fan of Norwich Football Club.
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@3rkid2 Holy shit, a talking dick vessel!
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God, you're such a fucking e-thug, it's making me hot.
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@3rkid2 Holy shit, a talking cum dumpster!
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Yeah, resort to simple insults.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes to this extent
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