Jay-Z Fans Brace Themselves For Onslaught Of Horrible Odes To Baby
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@rebelliontvr1 *facepalm*
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Joke -
A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.
Verb:
Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
Synonyms:
noun. jest - fun - jape - gag - trick - pleasantry - lark
verb. jest - jape - banter - lark - kid - josh
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@MrEvilPenguin22 ...No I think it's from JayZ Fans retards...
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it's funny cos thats what jay z actually did, Glory
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This is by the onion retards
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What the he'll.. Haters or what! Jigga man is laughing at u dumb fucks. Good publicity bad publicity still gonna make him more rich so buzz of u poor haters haha :D
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Why The Fuckk We Support Jay-z And Beyonce Have They Ever Putt Food In Are Table.?
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Id have to say they speak the truth man and jay hasn't been good for awhile now
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We shouldn't we be worrying about this! The witch that granted Beyonce her talents will pick up the baby before Jay-Z can release his new album... right?
IonicHawk 3 weeks ago 70
"P.Diddy Waz Just A Diddy, Waz No Daddy, Waz No Biggie, Coulda Went 'Licious But Destiny Called First, Coulda Been Vicious- But Dat Shit Worse(!), Now I Be Pushin' The Strolla', Still Be Pushin' The Max, Still Be Rollin' Like Thunda', But I Ain't Candyin' The Sax, You Got Da Blanket Wit The Softness And The Million Dolla Cribs, So Pull My Finga' Like A Trigga' And Suck Yo Mama's Titties Like Them Be Cherry NIBS..." -JAY-Z In His New Single -ROC-N DA CRIB (Like It Be Higher Than BrownStone)
LordPrick 3 weeks ago 41