Gandhi: "An eye for an eye..."

Gandhi was a man of peace. He was also a very clever bloke. He also caused me a lot of trouble with his quotes which when inspected more closely don't actually make sense.

Believe it or not I performed this monologue for a while as "stand up comedy". As you'd expect it went down like a f###ing lead balloon.

Blank expressions and brutal heckles, all of which I totally deserved.

NM

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Peace
• Gandhi
• Margerrison
• Nick

[johniswaycool]

So the moral of the story is always to strike first.

[JohnnyThreePants]

@johniswaycool Yes - I think that's one way of looking at things. Yours is one of my favourite comments. Good work.

[KrfNYC2]

@JohnnyThreePants I think I'd be more than "annoyed" if someone ripped my eyes out.

[JohnnyThreePants]

@KrfNYC2 Blind fury? Oh dear, I'll get my coat.

[DropkickZee]

they would both be blind,

as the second mand would take the first mans second eye after the first man took the second man's second eye

[JohnnyThreePants]

But the second man would be already blind and therefore unable to extract the first man's eye.

[pinkyponky451]

omg I love it this soo jokes!

Keep it uppp dude!

P.S This helped me for historyography for my history essay! Thank-you!

[999Greyfox]

The word 'ignoramous' is a word only used by people that take things truly too seriously.

[AngelBiLove]

Haha x)

[KrfNYC2]

@JohnnyThreePants What? Coat? Why?

[efcdk92]

Sounds abit like Karl Pilkington

[ToaztBusterz]

I prefer an eye for a leg philosophy

[the1991fox]

gandhi dont understand the "an eye for an eye" thing

gandhi is a pussy