Noah's Ark - The Directors Cut

Animation on the story of Noahs Ark - and a re-imagining of the conversations between God and Noah.


What possessed me to try an animation I don't know...its certainly a very quick route to losing your sanity in a very short time.

Hope you like it!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Noahs
• Ark
• Genesis
• Holy
• Bible
• Old
• testament
• Animation
• Atheism
• agnosticism
• creation
• creationism
• flood
• God
• Torah

[Cootabux]

I'm curious. Why did you say "never again" after making this video?

[kalsolarUK]

@Cootabux probably just for the time consuming element of making an animation and timing words to mouth movements. Especially as I did it all with windows movie maker. Although, I did do a longer adam and eve one sometime later. lol. Thats was much more time consuming!

[brown1259]

quick sum tells us that, on average, 100 new species of beetle have evolved (or been Created) every year from those two original parents. That's two new species of beetle a week! In order to explain the current diversity of life, creationists need to conjure up a form of evolution that proceeds at a rate which would make any biologist fall off her stool in astonishment!

[kalsolarUK]

I'm just hoping that some litereal genesis believers read what you've written here...should give them a few headaches to deal with. Will they ever see the light and the error of their ways? lol. Who am I kidding?

[brown1259]

i think the forst couple of episodes of the brilliant comedy program on the BBC red dwarf explains religion to a tee...........how the two different factions of cats (the ones that thought the donut diner hats should be green) and the ones that thought the donut diner hats should be blue when their god(lister)explains that they both had it wrong and they were supposed to be green it just reminds ne of the christians and the muslims killing each other over allah or god

[kalsolarUK]

wow, quite a rant there! But I know exactly what you mean.... its a subject that is so full of absurdity that it can easily get the inner fires of frustration burning!

[LeafInTheStream]

Almost as fantastic as the original story was ridiculous!

[InternetDarkLord]

Noah was told to bring 1 pair of each unclean animal, 4 pairs of people, and 7 pairs of clean animals.

1. Why aren't unclean animals 7 times more inbred than clean ones today?

2. Why aren't people more inbred than their (clean) pets?

[alexgrimmaster1]

the funniest vid i saw in a wile great work haha

[Cootabux]

Cootabux

Sorry for taking this long to respond, bcuz I really wanted to, since you took the time to answer my question & explain.

Anyway, I can appreciate what you're saying. I've never done animation but can appreciate what you said about matching the conversation in with the animation. I'm sure there's more to it than most of us aren't familiar with.

As an atheist, I especially enjoy your videos & your humor in general. Hope you'll do much more.

[Heffsta02]

LMFAO "well shut the fuck up"

"did you just call me gay lord?"

[FaithConviction]

@BlevinsBI One word: HOAX

[lardo444]

THIS JUST IN,,, moses invented bowling. he was the first to pick up a 7-10 split, and when he did they partied like it was .0099. everyone knows moses said, "let my people go." but what he really said was, "let my people go BOWLING."

so know you know.

peace, lardo.

[helikaon864]

that is a load of shit...