Bill Burr - Arguing With Women and Their Plan B (Crying)

Bill gives men some more advice on arguing with women and their classic fallback tactic.. tears.

All rights belong to Bill Burr. I'm just spreading his classic humor.

Category:

Comedy

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• Bill
• Burr
• men
• advice
• arguing
• women
• crying
• broads
• the
• monday
• morning
• podcast

[hisoj]

if they start crying, you won the argument

if they argue, you won the argument

if they open their fat jizz traps, you won the argument

[xxxserialxxx]

Seems 3 LAY-DEES didn't appreciate my upload.

[ActaNonVerba71]

I'll tell you what I have done in the past with the crying thing. Disclaimer: It hasn't always helped me keep my girl, but, it has always helped me keep my dignity. In the past when that happened, I just started fake crying right back and in the the middle of my fake blubbering I said (can't remember the exact words) something like, "It makes me so sad that you are trying that you are trying to manipulate me through fake crying." Cuts right through the bullshit.

[xxxserialxxx]

@cky1088 Stop trying to offend me, you're making yourself look stupid and juvenile.

I wouldn't start making money from it so it's a non-issue. I have a job, I don't need a few dollars from a YouTube video.

Rogan wasn't the issue, Bill saying he doesn't care if people upload his shit was. Again, you failed.

Stop while you're WAY behind. You're trying to start an argument with someone who really couldn't care less. While you rant, 'm just going to ignore you. Ok?

Ok..

[cky1088]

@xxxserialxxx Who cares if your father is dead? Is your mother dead too? Please, keep that answer to yourself for I really don't want to laugh too hard at work.

Also, you're telling me if your videos start to make money you won't take it?

Maybe I'm wrong and you'll delete these videos, As I'm hoping you would?

And I have listened to Rogan, Hes a fucking kook with the brain of a 14 year old who believes asinine things and couldn't even see what the OCCUPY bullshit was really about.

[xxxserialxxx]

@cky1088 A) Show me proof I'm the ONLY fan.

B) If you did you research, you'd see I'm in Australia.. somewhere Bill is yet to tour.

C) If you were a true fan, you would've heard Bill on Rogan's podcast say he doesn't care if someone uploads his shit as long as they're not making a profit off of it.

I'm not. Next.

D) "How irony is strong for the retard"

Yes, the irony indeed.

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My father is dead. You won't successfully insult or offend me so don't waste your time.

[cky1088]

@xxxserialxxx Do you even understand that you are the only "fan" of bill who shuts people down for voicing their opinion? Something Bill is STRONGLY against. You'd know this from listening to his shit or going to a show...Also, The other uploaders have Bills permission to upload his shit, do you? Oh, How irony is strong for the retard. Let me guess, you're going to be the Government now and shut me up by blocking me? Typical fucking fascist. Btw I REALLY hope your father raped you.

[xxxserialxxx]

@cky1088 My channel, my rules. If he wants to voice his opinion, he's can easily download this clip via KeepVid or similar sites then upload it and have the debate there.

Pay a little more attention to your fucking business, maybe America wouldn't be dealing with the SOPA shit they are now if you all didn't sleep while your politicians played.

[cky1088]

@xxxserialxxx Yeah, I see you know Burr real well, He wouldn't have blocked him...Freedom of being stupid with your speech I guess is a freedom we don't have because you seem to want to be the law. Grow up and let someone bitch, Don't be SOPA, jackass.

[xxxserialxxx]

@silicon605 Turn your fucking CAPS off, the only thing I hate more than people that use 'your' instead of 'you're' are douches that type in all caps.

You won't get my attention by screaming at me, you just get your comment deleted. WE AREN'T FUCKING BLIND!!

[taffwob]

Someone very close to me does this EVERY time I disagree with them. And let's be frank, I'm not being an arsehole by disagreeing, I'm just tryiong to get them to think logically about the stupid "Black people should go back to Africa" type horsehit they come out with. As sson as I get to the point of them rationalising WHY they think these things they start the tears as if I'm the bastard, & therefore wrong by default, for upsetting them.

[Bodorio]

This is what I've always thought.

The worst part isn't that they start crying, the worst part is that theres always a retarded guy next to her going "hey...heeey....I agree with you".

Makes my face twitch.