Mark Russell: Post-1996 Election Special (3/3)

Mark jokes about campaigners promising IRS reform, Dick Morris getting caught talking about White House subpoenas with a hooker ("Who to believe? A prostitute or a political consultant?"), and allegations of the CIA running a crack-dealing operation in South Central Los Angeles to fund the Contras. He also sings about the FBI's troubles with Ruby Ridge, Waco, and the Atlanta Olympics bombing ("J. Edgar Hoover was a sad old queen, but we sure could use him today.") He goes on to predict with absolute certainty that the Republicans would elect Dan Quayle to run against Al Gore in 2000. (It was ridiculous then, now it sounds like an improvement over Bush.)

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[paulllish]

Man I miss this guy.

Skewer 'em all, Mark

[WrestlingHeretic]

"BIll Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."

You're not wrong....