My Next 30 Beers (Tim McGraw parody)

Original lyrics by Marco Patitucci, Copyright 2009 (C). DISCLAIMER: This video in no way endorses the mass consumption of alcohol or participation in any illicit or illegal activities. LYRICS

I think Ill take this moment,
To celebrate the taste
The sweet refreshment,
When a cold beer hits my face
Ill try to focus on just what Im doing here
Lord have mercy on my next 30 beers

My next 30 beers,
Im gonna gain some weight.
Do a couple keg stands,
Then try to stand up straight.
Make some new friends and see ones Ive known for years.
I wont be lonely with my next 30 beers.

My next 30 beers, Im gonna spill some on the floor,
Talk a little less, sing a little more.
Streak across the neighborhood without a hint of fear
Then ask myself what Im doing here,
In my next 30 beers




My next 30 beers,
Im gonna lose my phone,
Pee in some bushes,
Then walk 3 miles home.
Think its a whisper when I yell in someones ear.
Make some memories with my next 30 beers.

My next 30 beers will be the best ones of my life.
Corona Extra, Dos-Equis and Coors light.
Wont waste a moment with my friends in my prime years,
Ill have the best ones here,
In my next 30 beers.

In my next 30 beers.

Category:

Comedy

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• patitucci
• time
• mcgraw
• my
• next
• 30
• beers
• years
• parody
• funny
• drinking
• song
• comedy
• spoof

[big90burb]

Probably the most awesome song I have ever heard!! You are my hero dude haha

[mpatituc]

@big90burb Thanks Big!

[cabbiesam88]

I must admit, this is the coolest parody ive ever heard...acoustic anyway...awesome job dude

[mpatituc]

@cabbiesam88 Thanks man.

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[mpatituc]

@x9slidex Awesome, Thanks!

[guitarkid123able]

Haha awsome

[CincyKid89]

You are a great ol boy.

[musiclover9679]

love it sounds so much better this way lol i like tim but your version is better haha lmao

[SCVroker7253]

You need to get this professionally recorded and then put it on iTunes lol.