Mike Wuz Tagged? AGAIN?!

Yeah, so the video contains moderate langauge.
Most of it is censored, but I left a bit of it in, y'know, 'cos profanity is cool and stuff.

The song playing quietly in the background:
Topless by Breaking Benjamin.

Great, no, FANTASTIC band, buy their albums NOW.

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Translation:

Hello. Mike can't be here to talk to you today as his sexy desktop microphone has decided it doesn't love him anymore, and left him.
Instead, I, Microsoft Sam, wil be filling in until Mike can get a new mike, possibly one that won't treat him like a b*tch.
Anyway, I hear that I'm meant to be doing some tag video or something, as some of Mike's adoring fans calling themselves Kay Aych Siztaz want to know 5 facts about him or something. F*cking stalkers.
Mike told me exactly what to say, and I promised him I'd be good and not change anything. Gullible b*stard, isn't he?

Fact number 1, beyatch:
Mike gets extremely pissy if anyone (particularly people he knows) refers to him by his full username.
Don't do it, you f*cking morons.
Usernames are serus bizness

Fact number 2;
Mike is a f*cking idiot. Lololooollolololololoololololol I'm so hilarious and original!!!

Fact twah. Ya, I can speak French. Go kill yourself now, you f*cking disgrace.
I r teh leet ass haxxor and i also give lectures at universities regarding the finer points of pwning and win.

Wait, you say these facts have to be about mike? Well son of a mother f*cking b*tch

Fact foar
Mike is allegedly a human being who resides on planet earth. But you wouldn't f*cking know it from looking at him, the weird b*stard.

And the final fact of the day:
If you ask Mike to describe himself in one word he will probably use "Ossim". That or "Sarcastic".

So, there you haz it. 5 facts about Mike "The Machine" Oh one one three.
I hope you're happy now, you paedophile b*stards.

Kay Thanks Bye.



Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Mike is still a f*cking idiot.

Lololooollolololololoololololol.

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[manganalio]

lo, ded funny couldnt stop laughin....bit late aren't i

[MrMike0113]

Yeah, just a bit.

I don't mind though, I never tire of hearing that I entertained someone in some way.

[TeChNoRaBbI]

that's what she said

[MrMike0113]

Oh, snap.

[xxamber2k8xx]

I could think of another one. But I'm not supposed to tell anyone ;)

[MrMike0113]

I think I may have the slightest idea what you're referring to but I won't say anything so as not to embaress.....Myself.

[MrMike0113]

The 2nd and 4th are the best, not to mention the most true.

[xxamber2k8xx]

Haha. Good ones!!

[MrMike0113]

It's in the description now.

[xxamber2k8xx]

All of it! Exept the beep, I think.