Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 49: Bigger, pt. 1

Sweetie: Hi, folks. On today's show, Mr. Meany is going to use his genius computer hacker skills to give me a boobjob.
Meany: No, I am not.
Sweetie: Come on, Meany. you can do all kinds of shit with Xtranormal's programming. I want to be crazy stacked. Give my girls a shot of baloney juice.
Meany: No. Something could go wrong. Remember when I set us on fire? Is being crazy stacked so important, you're willing to risk getting your elbows burned off?
Sweetie: Yes. Yes, it is. Come on. Pretty please?
Meany: Jesus Hubert Christ with tater tots and a fruit cup... No. Never.
Sweetie: I'll let you touch them whenever you like
Meany: (Barely pausing to consider.) Right... One pair of monster gazongas, coming right up.
Sweetie: Hot damn! But don't give me the full Dolly Parton. Give me more of a Salma Hayek. I want killer cleavage, but... You know, with class.
Meany: Right. Crazy stacked, but classy. Computer... Access Sweetie character model and input code TilTuesday... (Sound of boobie growth.) Holy crap!
(Pull out to reveal Sweetie has giant boobs.)
Sweetie: Oh, come on. I said not too big! These things are practically their own neighborhood! You could open a Starbucks in my cleavage!
Meany: I think I just got us 4000 new subscribers.
Sweetie: Meany, come on.
Meany: OK, I'll fix it. Computer...
Sweetie: No, wait.... I kinda like them. But now I'm too skinny everywhere else. Can you give me some more curves?
Meany: Sure. Computer... Access sweetie character model and input code Mixalot.
(Sweetie's boobs don't shrink, but she becomes quite chubby everywhere else.)
Sweetie: Damn it. I said curves! Curves go in and out, but I'm all outs and no ins... Make me skinny again.
Meany: Well... Actually, I only know the fattening codes.
Sweetie: What? You mean I'm stuck as a fatso?
Meany: Not forever. I'll fix it. And really, you don't look bad.
Sweetie: Sure... There go our 4000 new subscribers.
Meany: Are you kidding? Sweetie, this is the Internet. As we speak, 60 perverts are already making user icons of your gigantic ass.
Sweetie: (Considers.) Really? Cool... Sweetie is large and in charge!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xtranormal
• sweetie
• meany
• ursula
• hitler
• breast
• expansion
• BE
• belly
• growth
• growing
• feedee
• boobs
• expand
• expaning
• fat
• fatter
• fattening

[cjme1]

how did u edit it like that?

[MsUrsulaHitler]

Thanks for the comments! Some of them, (like the ones in my profile) I can't respond to for tech reasons, but I can say that in the Making of the Posh Spice Zombies episode I talk about how I did the editing and FX. It's just a question of Photoshop, Videospin and being willing to waste the time doing it!

[mcasual]

wow 8000 views :) personally i find computer voices funny and easy to understand (usually) but i suspect that using voice actors would kick it up (for my videos i mean) a notch -- then there's voice changer software, which can, incidentally change the gender of the voice :)

[MsUrsulaHitler]

I've thought about dubbing them... But I kind of like their voices, now. I wish I could tweak them to make them sound angry or sad sometimes, but I find Mr. Meany's voice more expressive than I would've thought.

[username1nmillion]

Not that I'm concerned but, Why is the dude in this look like Kevin Rudd??

[MsUrsulaHitler]

I didn't design these characters, so you'd have to ask the people at xtranormal if Meany was supposed to resemble anybody. I think Meany is a bit too scrawny to look like Rudd, though.

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

This is hilarious and true!

[RussianGrl86]

this is fucking stupid

[MagicAcornGod]

this needs to be a real show its so funny XD

[cupzombie2323]

that guy kind of lokks like hitler lol!!!!!

[123Loucee]

this is funny