How To Be Like Captain Jack Sparrow (5 Easy Steps!)
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OH MY JAR OF DIRT! What I'd give to be the great-great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-grandson of Captain Jack Sparrow! I think I've got the voice, the personality, the confusing verbal skills, the walk, but all I'd really want is irrefutable, DNA, ancestry evidence to prove that I am indeed the 8x great grandson of the infamous Pirate Lord of the Caribbean, discoverer of the Fountain of Youth, and captain of the Black Pearl! Well, no chance of that. But hey, I can dream, can't I?
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akd like you are drunk never keep you promises
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I have steps 1,3 and 4 in the bag
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@K4rkVideos wow i do nummber 3) 4) and five all the time xDD
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say say lam shum shum shanz smamy lamy shuku. Savvy?
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Thank you mate! This was really good! But we all know that it´s only one Captain Jack Sparrow- just like you said in your movie :)
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damn everything but the last one. soo close and yet so far. think i'll cuddle my jar of dirt
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103 people failed at being like captain jack sparrow :P
how to be like caption jack sparrow
1.you have to walk around like your drunk all the time
2.you must be INCREDIBLY sexy. like DAYYYUUUMMM.
3.you must be hilarious
4. you must love your hat
5. almost NEVER keep your promises
starsrule400 7 months ago 62
1) don't try. Johnny Depp was born for this fucking character.
2) Drink rum to hide the fact that you cant be him
3) Dress like a pirate. an awesome ofcourse RETARD
4) Don't give a fuck about everyone else
5) make extremely confusing sentences like you were but are what you really wanted to be what you arent...
K4rkVideos 8 months ago 27