Mad Tv - High School Musical

Lyrics -

Nice bounce pass Drake
Thanks Gerade
Did you hear the news about Troy
You mean the captain of the basketbal team
He' trying out for the high school musical
Noway
He's been keeping hi beautiful singing voice a secret
Thats shocking
Well I guess all teenagers have secrets
In fact I've got a little one of my own

Everytime I miss a shot my dad screams damm Gerade
Then he taks a spatular and really hits me had
If we loss a game he wips my ass with his favourite leather belt
Last night he worked me over good
Check out all these nasty welds

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

I've got ossing blisters on my butt

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

Hey since we're being honest we have secres too
And how

I put too much food in but I wanna be thin so I do some thing extremia
When my hunger pain burns
I binge then I purge
I've got a wicked case of bulimia

And i think you agree that I've put on weight
I've got 3months to go
Theres a bun in my oven from after school loving
From lazy eyed Janitor Joe

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

Don't rat me out or you'll get cut

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

I've got a secret too "I'm Gay"

We know

Since everybodies coming clean I never learnt to read
My lockers filled with crystal meth and exstacy and weed
And I've got another secret that you never woud have guessed
I was born with my heart on the outside of my chest

What a secret
Oh what a secret
Better keep it
You better keep it

I also only have one nut

Zip your lip and keep your big mouth shut

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mad
• Tv
• MadTv
• High
• School
• Musical
• skit
• parody

[kittenpawz101]

Your lyrics are pretty much way wrong. It's not Jerade. It's Gerard.

[fireburnx]

not my lyrics

srry ill change them

[KyubiDemon1000]

ive seen it a million times and i still laugh

[fireburnx]

yah its really funny

[CrazyMala28]

its heart

[SpFg22]

I also only hav 1nut. XD

[ElissaLovesRock]

Insulin levels??? How about blood sugar levels!!! Also, not heart attack or stroke!!!! Low blood sugar and passingout! DUH. Candy bar sure.. Only right part...

[MynameisChops]

CANDY BAR... that last bit always kills me

[bizzareo456]

this and tickle me emo are the best mad tv skits xD

[mw2gbvids]

DAMN GERARD!!

[corcoprhat]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!!! heck naw....so funny

[tawny123g]

that was gross when he showed that red bloody thing on him gross blah!

[Hellyea555]

ive also only got one nut!

[D3TIN4T0R]

she covers it with her pom poms

[mcspanky09]

haha...brilliant!

[chaseberry21able]

i got a secret to im gay we know

lol