Jack Handey - A Scarier Skeleton

I was driving home the other day and was flipping through the radio stations and I noticed something that sounded like the unique thoughts of Jack Handey. If you don't know who he is, he wrote many short stories about deep thoughts he has had on Saturday Night Live, and they were usually pretty damn funny.

Anyway, I ended up taking down the name of the radio station and found a recording of what I heard on there web site. I then typed it out then threw it into this video that somewhat resembles what they used to do on SNL. Yea I know its kind of shotty, but I did this while attempting to do the least amount of work possible. Hope you like it.


Jack Handey's web site:
deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/

Studio 360 -- Radio Station I was listening to.
www.studio360.org/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Deep
• Thoughts
• Jack
• Handey
• halloween
• haloween
• snl
• radio
• funny
• humor
• handy
• skeletons

[JoeDeceiver]

Awesome upload and great catch!

[sevenboarder]

@JoeDeceiver Thanks man!

[nukeme369]

This is 4:30 too long. The video is also missing the funny. And Jack Handey was a real person.

[sevenboarder]

Merry Christmas!

[BigE3991]

You used the wrong form of their/there/they're TWICE within two sentences. And right after those you spelled busy wrong. That's embarrassing.

[sevenboarder]

Joy to those who can look past my flaws.

For what it's worth, your piano videos are amazing.

[MPaulHolmes]

Electricity might become extinct. I love his awkward wording. He is hilarious!

[falstaffswims]

"even if the dog doesn't get shot, it could drag the skeleton around as it fires randomly in all directions... and no one wants to see that."

[Threske]

You fucked up: darkened, you're, it's, skeleton's, of, actually, as, instruments, teenagers', they're, vices, their, they're, busy, you're, bury, sense, might, Halloween -- that's excluding all of the words you omitted or unnecessarily included -- yet you managed to put the diacritical é in cliché? I hope you get raped to death by a skeleton.

[tookurjaerbs]

It would suck if electricity became exctinct

[MTCatman]

LOL! Pretty cool, thanks!

[107moneymike]

That was so moronic i had to laugh.The narrator spoke so nonchalantly made it quite humorous.:P

[Iseeit4u]

Funny, loved this. 

[Iseeit4u]

@sevenboarder  I think BigE3991 was being sarcastic.

[zachariass]

@BigE3991 misspelled "instruments", too...

[thomasbreznay]

@ninphette jack handey is actually the one who narrated all the deep thoughts. not phil hartman

[lithjimmy]

I hope in the olden days, there were giant skunks that roamed our continent, because, boy, am I glad they're gone.