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how dose a blonde eat justin bieber? put his dick in a cheerio wate its to big to go in the cheerio
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@TeamFatal1ty you got that from eli's dirty jokes
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Q.a blond and brunnet fall of a building who hits the ground first A.the brunnet because the blond has to ask for directions
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Howw do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool !
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Beonce sung if i wear a boy so get it right
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Q: What does a blonde see when she looks in a bag of cheerios?
A: Donut seeds
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There's a superhero, smart blonde and brunette at the top of the Empire State Building
Q: Who falls off first and why?
A: The brunette because there's no such thing as superheroes or smart blondes
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no mames dude, shut the fuck up and get to the jokes.
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3 girls meet god, 1 brunette, 1 red head, and 1 blonde, god tells them that to reach heaven, they must climb 100 stairs, each stair, they are given a joke, if they laugh, they dont go to heaven.
he brunette gets to stair 60 before laughing
the red head gets to stair 30 before laughing
the blonde gets to step 99, god tells her that she has one joke to go to reach heaven, all of a sudden she starts laughing, god asks why, and the blonde said
"I just got the first joke!"
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@RondoRemix13 no thats not true
3 girls are hiding in a alley from the cops.
1 of the girls, a brunette, decided to hide in a trash can.
Another, a red head, decides to hide under a box
The last girl, a blond decides to hide in a potato bag.
The cops kick the trash can, and the brunette goes "Meow!", they assume its a cat, and walk to the box, and kick it... The red head goes "Woof!" "O, its just a dog" They walk to the bag, kick it, and the blonde goes..."Potato"
TeamFatal1ty 11 months ago 105
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a cop pulled her over.
Cop:"M'am Ur driving lincese, please."
Blonde:"Excuse me I do not know what's that..."
Cop:"U don't know?!! Then give me your registration!
Blonde:"I do not know what that is neither..."
The cop got so angry that he unzip his pants ziper and takes is dick out.
Cop:"AND DO U KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!!!!!!!"
Blonde:"Do not tell me that I will have to blow the Alcoholometry again..."
SantoTMX2 10 months ago 5