"I Love College" Calculus Parody

Extra credit assignment for Calculus. Rapped over "I Love College" by Asher Roth

Lyrics:That homework last night was awfully hard i wish i did it
I worked my butt off and had this one problem almost finished
Do my work and try to study, the ti-89 is all i need
Pass out at three, still have to study, go to school and try to pull off a C

I have to study for the rest of my life
Memorizing IVT is always a fight
If I dont Ill have to pay a price
These A.P. problems wont turn out so nice

This is messed up, Ill just give up
Functions on the table, f prime of what?
I am champion at summation
Calculation, but not differentiation

Dont even guess, not on the test,
Better hope you know it otherwise you blow it,
Time is wasted, if you didnt ace it
Finished the test and all I could say is, ummm

That homework last night was awfully hard i wish i did it
I worked my butt off and had this one problem almost finished
Do my work and try to study, the ti-89 is all i need
Pass out at three, still have to study, go to school and try to pull off a C

Man I love Limits, AY
And I love tangent, AY
I love Spiegel, ay
Man, I love calc

I cant tell you what I learned from last year,
But I could tell you a bit about calc, um
Like derivative of sine is cosine
And e to the 0 is just 1,
And dont ever divide by 0
When It comes to slope use f prime
On the test dont waste any time

Sing the calc song, nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we end up only getting a one
Time is wasted, if you didnt ace it
Finished the test and all I could say is, ummm

That homework last night was awfully hard i wish i did it
I worked my butt off and had this one problem almost finished
Do my work and try to study, the ti-89 is all i need
Pass out at three, still have to study, go to school and try to pull off a C

Man I love Limits, AY
And I love tangent, AY
I love Spiegel, ay
Man, I love calc

Now if everybody would please
Put their pens as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after us

5! 5! 5! 5!
5! 5! 5! 5!
A.P! A.P! A.P! A.P!
A.P! A.P! A.P! A.P!

Ms. Spiegel! Ms. Spiegel!
Ms. Spiegel! Ms. Spiegel!
Derive! Derive!
Derive! Derive!

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Music

Tags:

• Calculus
• Extra Credit