Uploaded by TheOnion on Sep 11, 2009
Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
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there's literallynothing in this world that's gonna keep me from masturbating fkin priceless.
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@Qwertyqazqwert112233 oh no =O
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great now i cant masturbate
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louie ck did this first
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Don't let the terrorists win, masturbate till your hand bleeds for the sake of freedoms!
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"there's literally nothing in this world that will keep me from masturbating"
LOL
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I feel like jerking off now
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This video is fucking retarded
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The kid at the end is the same one from the "Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish" video.
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the old guy at 0:22 made me wanna throw up...he gave me chills and gave me an image
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1:11 that's the kid who refused to learn Spanish and has the same jacket as me
Qwertyqazqwert112233 3 months ago 19
this is wayyyyyy to realistic lol...didn't completely know it was fake till the obama text at the bottom popped up XD
jclems8940 2 months ago 15