Prank call to adult fun store

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Sorry for the shitty volume when I recorded it it didn't work for some reason. I'll write what is happening for those of you who cant hear it...

Clasixxx.
Uhh Hello?
Clasixxx, yes?
Hi, um my cousin is having a little bit of a bachelor party in a couple of weeks.
yes?
Um I'm looking to purchase about 12 blow up puppets for the party.
Wo, puppets?
Oh, um um I'm sorry,my bad I meant to say dolls.
K.
Ok'm my job was uh to get the ones with the beer cups, you know the ones where you can put the beer cups inside the vagine?
...What?
You can like put a beer cup holder inside the vagine.
Sorry, we don't have anything like that. We have small dolls that have a beer holder on the head.
Ok, how many orifices do they have for insersation?
Uhh none I think, I think it's just a gag gift. Actually theres one I don't know.
Ok well uh, will you be able to put dat on the list..for me?
..(interupts him) I have a large list and I have to get a bunch of tings for the people at the party.
K, well why dont you come down to one of the stores.
I cant purchase online or on the phone with a credit card?
Uhhh yeah..you can, um
Would I be able to do that right now?
K will you be able to hold on for a minute please?
Uh yes I could.
HELLO?
Hello?
Look could ya hold on for a moment please?
Uh yes I could I said dat.
Sorry, thank you.
...(caugh)
Sorry one sec.
Ok.
K, yes it's called the perfect date.
What. What is it called the perfect date?
Hello?
It's called the perfect date?
Yea.
K now uh wut uh, would you be able to describe that one for me?
Well uh it's one sec let me get the box. Hold on.
Thank you.
..........................
Hello?
Hello.
Hi, it's a 3 foot doll, umm it's...It has an open mouth and a beer holder on the head.
Ok, sounds good um, would I be able to get 5 of dose?
Umm I only have 3 in-stock so
Ok well uh would I be able to take 3 of those?
And thereee 29.95 each.
Ok that sounds perfect.Do you have any full head to toe replicas of celebrities or?
No.
NO? Do you have any full head to toe actual big blow up dolls?
We have several Big, uh blow up dolls
Ok, um would you be able to hold on for a sec while I get my credit card?
Hello?
Yeah?
...Would you be able to hold on for a second?
Sure.
K I'm just gonna put you on hold for a second.
...(Heard It From a Friend by REO Speedwagon)
Hello?
Hello.
Ok, I've got my credit card here. Ok umm one second. Ohh uhh Ok 1 Ok I've got a problem here one second would I be able to just come right back uh this credit card has been uh delayed (I meant to say canceled) by the bank.
Sure.
K, put you on hold again for a second...
(Heard It From a Friend by REO Speedwagon...again)
Ok hello?...You der? You there still?...Hello...Hewoo, Clasixxx video you there? Clasixxx, hello?
...hewo?
Hello?hat in the fuck was this guy jerking off?)
Hello, Hi I'm back. Ok, do you except Master Card?
Hello?
Yes.
Ok, um I just have a couple of questions before I give you my Credit Card over the phone.
What is your name?
Uhh you don't need my name; our store is Clasixxx.
Ok uhh what are you wearing?
*sigh of defeat*
hangs up

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Prank
• call
• to
• adult
• fun
• store
• video
• funny
• improvised
• gold
• putting
• clerk
• on
• hold
• REO
• Speedwagon
• Heard
• it
• From
• Friend

[TheDirtyBurger]

2 fuckin years ago god damn this takes me back so much better then ownage pranks.

[natashalovesjaysean]

lmaoo! hold on who hung up with who?

[rattrattratt12345]

haa

[CTUSI84]

LOL i actually listen to the whole thing too... funny shit. made me smile.

[bigcace]

i love sex. W

[mari41695]

i miss u!!! msg me on msn. my id is on my profile! thanks! bye xoxo D

[ballin12421]

epic LOLz