DoNkEy KoNG

Is this Fliedermous's car? I thought I saw him drivin it last week...

Are those rims off a stagecoach? Are the spokes made of wood too? Where did you get rubber bands wide enough to fit those rims? Are you going to put a big handle on the side to push a block of wood against the wheel for a brake like a stagecoach?

LOL

You have my vote. What a pointless venture.

LOL

Utterly fucking pointless.

I hope everyone who reads your post realizes that your questions are *serious*. This fits well with your sociopathic behavior. Since you have no friends, no girlfriend, no self-esteem, and no prospects, this ridiculous fantasy is tantalizing to you. The level of detail in your questions is a dead give away. No "higher-functioning" individual would care enough to take the time to actually post a question like these for something that is completely and utterly absurd. It fits well in your "world"

A complete idiot with overcompensation issues.

It says *much* more than being an idiot.

The cure for a *really* small penis

The cure for low self-esteem

The cure of getting rid of undocumented cash

The cure for a complete lack of substance

Does it go fast? Does it corner good? How does it ride? Do girls like it? How do you reach the window at McDonalds? Can you get layed with this "bad ride"?

do you enter the car with a trampoline?

That shit's hard as fuck.

I'm sorry but this is so fucking gay.