Bo Burnham-Oh Bo (Official Music Video) + Lyrics

Intro (spoken):
I feel like hip hop
Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know?
And now it's become, at least in the mainstream,
A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility.
So I figure,
If you can't beat 'em,
Join 'em.

Hittin' the club up VIP
I got a fake mustache and a fake ID.
I look like Wooly Willy
With a really wooly willy.
And I bypass the bouncer,
Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser.
Look at all of Bo's hoes
Looking for a ride on Bo's hose.
And I spot a little Latino, booty so big call it Oprah's ego.
We go to it, through it, she says, "Dios mia mi amigo!"
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and I bust in the back of ya.
Swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa!

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
Though I swear I'm straight,
I'd make the fellas say...

You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
But careful, cherry, 'cause I'm the King of Pop.
Pop pop pop goes my weasel,
Now ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel.
My suggestion is:
You don't blow 'til you know what congestion is,
Swallow when you know what digestion is.
Follow Bo, the only question is:
Have you been splattered before
By the mad-hatter matador?
Cake-batter never more
It don't matter whether you're
Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian,
I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon.

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
Though I swear I'm straight,
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo
Oh Bo-o, ooh Bo, Bo
A-a-Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo, Oooh Bo

You think that you can handle me?
Girl, don't make me laugh.
I said my junk is bipolar
It'll split you in half (yea).
And if you're lucky,
I might just bring you home,
And I'll have you going down
Like you're growin' an extra chromosome.
And when you grab me,
Don't grab me by my buns
'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns.
I got the runs
I got the ru-u-u-uuuns

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
Though I swear I'm straight,
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo

(Spoken)
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets, with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets,
Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you.
My success is your success.
And I know you may be thinkin',
Hey, if you really believe that,
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' up):

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Unh Unh!

You gotta fume like a tuna,
I'll smell ya later.
I met a fat chick
And fucked her in an elevator.
It was wrong on so many levels.
It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels.
It was wrong on so many levels (unh).
It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on

Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
Though I swear I'm straight,
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh

Single every single
Do it every single
Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
Oooh Bo

This song's almost completed
All this little ditty needed
Instrument that's double reeded:
The oboe

(Yea)

Oh, Bo
Play that oboe

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Comedy

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[aarondawesum1]

any one wonder why the woman at 2;31 is peeing standing up and i think in a urinal not sure

[n80wnzU]

@aarondawesum1 she is checking her hair in a mirror...

[n80wnzU]

thank you for the 20k views!!!!

[jorayx]

@n80wnzU Thank you for uploading n8

[n80wnzU]

@jorayx your welcome :) i got words words words up as well.. :p

[supersexymuffins]

That's the girl from barely political!

[beautifulneverending]

and now i understand why people say "this is easy to masturbate to"...

[wearzylon]

that was a good video

[noahcooper1]

Omfg shes got a nice rack

[ninathefaded]

whats up with that hippie/hobo fingering the bowling ball???????

[XDarkKayX23]

@ZombieReaper420 Haha sweet everytime i watch this video i start laughing as sooon as that part comes up ♥

[bellajasmine1]

<3 bo burnham! he's amazing!

[ZombieReaper420]

@XDarkKayX23 i did, so much so i found a pic of it and made it my timeline on facebook ^.^

[XDarkKayX23]

Anyone else find it funny that @ 4:34 hes just like woah calm down

[XDarkKayX23]

Hes sooo cute ♥ i love his dancing

[oiTzJames]

lexxy <3

[yankeesbabe77]

Anyone else want to bang that girl?

[ImAwesomenessBitches]

This is catchy.

He's hot.

It was funny when he said; "And to you, I say... Uh.. Chorus's coming up."

I favorited this.

[Gaara4461]

if only they played his songs on the radio

[pkfirematt]

bo burnham is fucking funny

[butterflychick061]

idk what it is about him but he soo damn sexy<3

[butterflychick061]

LIKE A BOSS!!!!! :)

[CheaaaBree]

5 starving people in Africa disliked this video..

[MrWeyiraw]

ITS LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[philippulizzano]

i like this @trailmakers24



[MaGickzzSniping]

Thats fucked up ! Im Cambodian !



[butterflychick061]

he is soo sexy i wanna fuck him

[DuBsTePmAsTeR911]

i love how he walks away epicly in the end but only gets one pin down

[bloodybones345]

Haha, song is called Oh Bo and at the end he plays an Oboe...that's brilliant!