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Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (Video Parody feat. PrankvsPrank) | Tanner Than Me (Guido Love Song)

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Uploaded by on Aug 9, 2010

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Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

Tanner Than Me (A Guido Love Song)
Spoof of Jersey Shore/Mike Posner Cooler Than Me
Filmed at Seaside Heights, NJ
Summer home of Snooki, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny, The Situation, and Angelina.

Lyrics:
If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

You got that orange glow from from head to toe
And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene
And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore
And that's probably why you both are tanner than me

You got your high poof style on your head
And you don't even use a Bump-It
You need a guido that's pure Jersey-bred




Not some douche from Illinois...Shh see?

Forgive me for pointing it out
But you should realize you need this
Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside
No, really, I'm at a fifth grade reading level.
You think that's cute, right?! Haha HEY!

If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

You got that orange glow from from head to toe
And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene
And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore
And that's probably why you both are tanner than me

You got your eyebrows penciled in thin
And you raise em in pics witcha duck lips
But you don't know how freakin hot that you look
And that laugh gets all the boys (ahahahahha)

Forgive me for pointing it out
But you should realize you need this
Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside
Think of it this way, when you come over my house my mom can cook you dinner! HEEY!

Let's just both see
How it turns out
We'll fight the beat
And hope ya man doesn't find out...

If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

You got that orange glow from from head to toe
And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene
And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore
And that's probably why you both are tanner than me

PS I know the S is silent in Illinois. I'm not an idiot. I'm also aware that orange skin doesn't look good, not all people from Illinoi(s) are douchebags and if you thought I thought any of these things, you're either 10 or don't understand what a "character" is. Good day.

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  • @1:24 jeana has a camel tow

  • lol :D

  • I remember when you first up loaded this D;

  • I love this!

    Please do more videos with Jeana and Jesse. You guys make a great bunch! :D

  • Is that your cousin or somethin?

  • Lol. Look at the goat !😜

  • Ha. Look at the goat!😜

  • You're taller than Jesse!? Awesome!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha.........

    the sand flew all over her face!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Actually this is good song :D

    Check out my dnb tunes :D

  • @MultiBunnyslippers thats Jesse from PrankvsPrank (aka BFvsGF) dawg

  • Can this be my ringtone?!?!

  • that other guy (not nick) with the girl looked cute till i saw his face , no hard feelings

  • You should really do more of these

  • everyone who isn't from Illinois pronounces the "s" at the end lol. Everyone who lives here, IL, says it with the s silent.

  • shit.. do all girls from Jersey have ugly haircuts?

  • Jeana is gash

  • Jeana Looks Hawwt!

  • You know i wish that i had Jesse's girl!

    I wish that i had Jesse's girl!

    Where can i find a woman like that?

    /watch?v=Qk9GjbbueHo

  • Pause at 0:27 have a quick wank.

  • epic lip sync fail at 2:47

  • pvp sent me hear, good job its good, well done mate

  • i tok less than 1 milimilimilimilimili sec to click for this link ..........

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