Killer Dolphins

Source: Telegraph TV
"Shocking film of dolphins repeatedly tossing porpoises in the air and pursuing them to the death has left animal experts baffled as to the motive."

...Conclusion: Dolphins will fuck you up.

Bottlenose dolphins have also been found to have attacked their own young in the same way (basically batting them around until they are tenderized and dead). Still a mystery why. Some theories suggest it's like male lions killing cubs sired by another male, i.e. taking out competition, and the attack on porpoises was target practice.

Still, infanticide is widespread in the animal kingdom, and there's no reason why this should be especially shocking.

EDIT:
Here, have a wordswordswordsy infosy page.
http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_nature/114548.html

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• aquatic
• bottlenose
• dolphin
• porpoise

[bc1391]

FUCKA U DORUPHEEN AND WHARU!!!!

[thestarduster]

they have also been documented*

Also to add to my last point, dolphins eat dolphins (I am specifically thinking of the larger dolphins like Orca and Pilot whales eating smaller ones) and the sooner that people stop trying to make dolphins out like they are somehow an exception to the 'wild' rule, the better it will be.

I have studied dolphins and seen them do what many people would consider to be 'cruel' things (such as bullying, forcing other dolphins underwater etc), but that is nature.

[VinceAndHisKpop]

aw :( poor porpoise

[AvinashTyagi]

@emerset

Who doesn't hate humans?

[nuclearzeon]

@emerset Whenever I talk about how sadistic dolphins are, people always think I'm being a troll. I am not a troll!

Come on, dolphins sadistically kill other species. They don't compete with porpoises for food, neither do they eat them. It seems like they're just killing for laughs. Not just porpoises too. Seals and seagulls all are victims of dolphins sadistic murders.

[emerset]

@nuclearzeon Wait, you hate dolphins because they have a tendency to kill for fun? That means you either also hate the human race or are inconsistent. I'm guessing lame troll.

[superzorro01134]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU DOLPHINS IM GOING TO KILL THEM

[ASAFYY]

@nuclearzeon it is us to know that dolphins can be bad and scarey and not so cute.

[nuclearzeon]

"The reasons for the killings may never be known."

Isn't it obvious? Dolphins are not cute, friendly seaworld attractions, they are deranged rapists who kill smaller species for no reason! And they also rape people! I read about it! Their penis is like this big long tentacle that can wrap around peoples ankles. I phuking hate dolphins, they should all burn in hell. Thumbs up if you hate dolphins too.

[VALsacount2]

Who wants to go dolphin hunting? Imma kill some of these genocidal bitches, and be hailed a hero by the porpoises!

[ShiBluWolf]

@GordonFreeMANness yeah I really don't, they're too smart for their own good, their looks creep me out... yeah there are people like me in the world, I really don't like any water creature, I don't hate them though.

[GordonFreeMANness]

Chimpanzees are worse. They rip babies apart. Their limbs, their eyes, heads, genitals, even FACES!! FUCK U CHIMPS!!