"Weird Al" Yankovic - Truck Drivin' Song

I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm still waitin' for my nails to dry
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear-view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

But, still, I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Headin' down the Interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequims and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (my high heels on)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Truck
• Drivin'
• Song

[dyne313]

Nowhere in the song does it say the truck driver is male.



[Enzo000000000]

@dyne313 - Holy shit, you're right!... but his voice is deep enough to indicate that.

[jeopardy60611]

It's so cool how Weird Al does this song as a typical country tune and he is singing about being a female truck driver.

[Enzo000000000]

@jeopardy60611 - Well, either that or the truck driver's actually a transvestite.

[TheGreatSimaChops]

god i love the freakin voice hes doing XD

[Enzo000000000]

@TheGreatSimaChops - At first, I thought it was Steve Jay singing, but then I found out that the voice has Weird Al's accent.

[masticina]

Ooooh Al I thought you we're so Butch!

[Borg1of47]

10-4 on that

[Bustameister45]

Damn that's funny!!!

[SimuLord]

Anyone who says this is about a female truck driver has never heard the Lumberjack Song and/or doesn't get the joke.

[77camosoul]

10 4 good buddy...

[TheAmusingHeckler]

One of his best of all time!!

[atfranklin]

just bought a lifted f-350 last week. i'm totally gonna listen to this in it now. I forgot about this song :D I know it's not a semi-truck but it is still pretty huge!

[QuiteWellAdjusted]

As Americans, this is our version of the Lumberjack Song.

[phillipbandt]

i drive my truck with my high heels on

[supersinglemom3]

i have a few close friends who are truck driver friends, they thought this song was funny! They burst out laughing!! lmao!!