Amateur Transplants - London Underground Song

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London Underground song by the comedy band Amateur Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and Dr. Suman Biswas).

LYRICS

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

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  Music

[cameronrsc]

I haven't heard this in at least five or six years.. and I still remember all of the lyrics.

[zxDJGamingxz]

Thumps up if your still listening to this in 2011 :)

[vINathIx]

Same :(

[Zootycoonrulez]

2013

[derpderp69666]

no

[MICHAEL OWEN]

thank you smart arse

[conyermud]

Think you mean pray....

[EagleRanger01253]

137 ppl work at the underground

[MICHAEL OWEN]

an amen is what you say to god after a fucking prey

[MICHAEL OWEN]

137 people work for the under fucking ground

[MICHAEL OWEN]

so what if its 20 fucking 12