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Dilantin (Usher Parody of "Daddy's Home")

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Uploaded by on Jun 6, 2010

Once again, and out of my will, we made another nursing music video. lol, this sort of stuff happens when you borrow a Canon 7D and have a bad idea while being bored in pharmacology class. This music video is about the nursing process and how it is applied to a client with seizures and constipation. The verses and choruses are arranged in a way where it sequentially follows the nursing process ADPIE (Assessment, Diagnosis, Planning, Interventions/Implementation, and Evaluation). It was a form of hell to try to write lyrics as it corresponds to the original Usher song, but we managed to pull it off. We had fun making this video, so we hope you find this funny and informative :]

Intro:
Eileen: Did you know that (Ms.) Deras knows about your C. diff video?
Kim: Oh my gosh, seriously? We're never gonna be able to live this down.
Eileen: So what are you guys planning to do for your concept map?
Kim: I dunno, something other than a powerpoint; i guess maybe we'll do another music video..
Eileen: So does Derek even know?
Me: Does derek know what?
Kim: Oh...that we're gonna do another music video...?
Me: WHAT. another music video!? I can't do another music video. HOLY CRAP. do you know how much time we have!? LOOK. there's even milk in here. WTH. But still, you can't expect me to do another music video...



Lyrics:
Verse 1
I just wanna start your assessment
I could see your pulse is at 110
But your BP actually looks normal
But SpO2 is at 90 percent

You got seizures
10 times a day
But you say you don't feel any pain
But girl right now you say you got constipation
1 bowel movement for every 5 days.

Chorus
(you got)
Activity intolerance
Related to loss of muscle coordination
Risk for
Injury related to seizure activity

I could see your taking
di-di-dilantin x2
and
psy-psy-psyllium
for your constipation

verse 2
now we'll plan a list of expected outcomes
and goals like a willingness to eat
you should report bowel movements every 2 days
and seizure moments in decreased frequency

We'll monitor
Your I&O
And teach your family the things they should know
Like how to keep you safe during seizure
And some possible risk factors

Chorus

Rap:
Knock, Knock
My name is Derek
I'll be your nurse today
So I hope you feel terrific
After the treatment we implemented
So right now we'll start your evaluation

So hopefully, the frequency of
Seizure activity episodes greatly decreased, and
Bowel movements shouldn't be away
Cause by the time you're out, You'll be pooin every two days

So have no fear, your families here
We taught them everything to know including giving safe care
At Home, HOME, cuz that's where you be headed
You achieved all your goals; yeah, you deserve a medal

And for Kim and I (yup)
We ain't gonna lie
With all the stressors and pressures that we just can't deny
We got one thing on our mind
And it never leaves our sight
It's the nursing process also known as
ADPIE

feel free to follow me on:
twitter.com/derekportea

derekportea.tumblr.com

and last but not least,
RATE and SUBSCRIBE

thanks!

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  • Where are you guys originally from?

  • @yungtrill420 we go to a nursing school in ontario, ca.

  • As usual this was a dope video. I swear you guys had to have gotten an A.

  • @koolaidandcereal grades are in. i got a B -_______-"

  • HAHAH ur dance around 1:53 IS AMAZING

  • @ilajil i learn from the best.

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  • You dance like a boss. Just sayin'

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  • OMG!!u guys ROCKS!! love the rapping part especially!! ^_^

  • 9 people hate this video, cause they weren't smart enough to get into a nursing program!

  • this is pretty funny

  • this was awesome...

    ,,,,future nurse :)

  • hilarious! thanks for sharing :)

  • you guys are amazing :)

  • AWESOME JOB! EXCELLENT!

  • you guys...this is terrific! if nursing doesn't work out, you guys have a future in entertainment!!! GET IT! Nurses are the best! Ya'll have mad skills! Wish all of us nursing students all the best in our studies and futures - lets make a difference guys!

  • omg....this is sooo funnnnnyyyyyyyy!!

  • This is AWESOME!!! You guys are very talented :D We also made a song parody to hand washing, but it pales in comparison to this video...

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