Gay Tom Cruise Parody

TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY!!! THIS IS JUST PARODY!!! A video we put together for our friend Joel (his birthday). He hates Tom. I know, your saying, a lot of people don't like Tom Cruise but he actually gets emotional about it! To clarify, the makers of this short do NOT hate Tom Cruise or think he is gay, Its just Parody!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Gay
• Tom
• Cruise
• funny
• comedy
• naked
• heath
• ledger
• eyes
• wide
• shut
• porn
• xxx
• hot
• south
• park
• lohan
• transformers
• indiana
• jones

[drsta84]

Toms straight as an arrow. An arrow thats pointing at another guys butt.

[roquefort88888]

This is a guy willing to admit to being a Scientologist - i.e. to believing that all the earth's problems are due to alien Galactic Overlord called Xenu.

.

But he's not willing to admit to being gay?

.

LOL

[MsMichelle103]

@gayproud1 you mean '' who'' not ''how'' and who cares if he's gay or not that's he's business not your's or the world.

[Roadracer987654321]

If Tom cruise is Gay does anybody Really care. Leave teh Man Alone.

My family hade a super good looking Uncle back in the 1920s that looked like a Real Duran Duran Super Handsome type that was Sweet as Pie and helped everybody around him. We heard things thru the Grapevine years and years later. Whatever Tom Cruise is, he is a Man and a Private Citizen. So everybody should mind their Business and Leave him alone.

Whatever he is and whoever he is he minds his Business, so everyone mind theirs

[LT445sw]

The better looking a man is the more curious people are about his sexuality. Why??? They're want some. It's that simple. How many people are making a big issue of Queen LaTifay???

[gayproud1]

I hate people that don't admit how they are because i class them as a coward! Us gays have to do it so can he! He is fit tho back in 1986!

[TheHonorRose]

I know for a fact that he actually is gay. I'm in a film class where we had a famous screenplay doctor come in to guest speak and he dished about all the celebrities he knew and worked with. Not only does he personally know one of Tom Cruise's lovers, apparently it's common knowledge in Hollywood that Tom has his personal chopper take him to the roofs of hotels to meet his various lovers - so he won't have to be seen checking in at the front desk. LOL!

[TheRenaissancePen]

TOM CRUISE IS THE BEST AT GAY PARODY! COME ON, HIS WAS A SCOTT MILLER (JBB) JOKE (AND PROBABLY A BET).

[comanchio1976]

@yousurfer2 I think it had something to do with him having sex with men.

[centurion869]

The arrow points to his butt!

[Spy22Anda]

from what movie were the scenes from the hotel and from the car? thanx