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Uploaded by on Apr 30, 2011

READ THIS OR YOU WILL JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS:
FACTS:
1. It's 9pm at night. She's getting ready for bed. She's wearing a PULLUP, not a diaper. 3 year olds wear pullups when sleeping, fucking deal with it.
(You should be more concerned with why you're looking at a 3 year old's butt to begin with)
2. She's cranky. Again, being 3 and it being 9 at night, she usually gets cranky, so we teased her. Relax. She understood and we laughed later.
3. It started because she was told to clean up her toys around the living room before bed. She had a few barbies in her hands and asked why some were white, and some were black. The video is the result.
If she had brought a small barbie and a tall barbie, I would have told her all 3 year olds turn into giants, and every vertically challenged person would be upset.
She picked the subject matter, and we ran with it.
Clearly, she is thinking about the COLOR, not the ethnicity. To believe a 3 yr old can distinguish anything to do with race is beyond retarded.
In the end, I joked around calling her " My little Racist".
Joking.
Playing.
This video doesn't contain any serious subject matter whatsoever.
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  • @darkdiarya exactly, when he said like chocolate she was like "oh that's ok then" she's only a kid, she can't differentiate black as in the race and black as in the shade when he says "black". I think if you find this offensive then you're probably a white person who is uncomfortable with race and feels like they have to walk on egg shells around the subject and find everythings that race oriented offensive. I think those people are just the worst kind of racist.

  • I'm half white and black and I actually thought it was pretty funny... I've had a similar conversation with my father about something like this... he said I was a human being...I thought he said "Human Bean"... I said "I'm not a bean. I'm a human." He said "no son... you're a human being" I got mad and screamed "I AM NOT A BEAN!" lol ahhhh good times. The pronunciation threw me off. Still funny till this day back-flashing on it.

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  • this was hilarious

  • HILARIOUS!!

  • @fraroc LOL right.... I cherish those memories. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Makes us who we are. But back to this topic. Being brought up in a bi-racial family makes you color blind to things like this. The fact that people take this offensive just lets you know how much racism is STILL infact an active thing in our society.

  • just noticed at the end of the vid dad goes my lil racist 3 year old........at 1st i didnt think this vid was racist until now....whats with the last line dad?

  • dad's a troll.

  • @NotTheOrleansMaid

    You fail.

    She was happy THEN because he started making it sound less and less severe.

    Also, how in the holy domain of Mother Teresa's hairy ballsack does that make ME racist???

  • @B1o2e3rg4e5r6

    She didn't mind it when he related it to his sweater either. Seems you're racist yourself.

  • @Kollabotory THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!! memories :)

  • This is freaking great! Most kids, when sleepy, will cry if you tell them to go to bed so him making her upset by telling her she will turn black is no meaner then telling her it's time for bed....there are too many overly sensitive people in the world.

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