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Firework Fail and Death by Platypus Statue! - Random Report Ep. 5

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Uploaded by on Sep 21, 2011

A woman tried to wake up her boyfriend with a firework and in the process blew off 3 appendages like a boss. A man killed his room mate with a platypus statue, I didn't go into detail on why because it is just horrible, but funny as well. As usual I made some lame jokes, we find out Muncy is a child kidnapper, and a lady stole bull semes... a LOT of it. Thanks for watching! And thanks for 200 subscribers!

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  • Balance a watermelon on his/her head while yodeling and playing bop it!

  • @MissLuvMovies Wow! That is fantastically random AND funny because the real answer does involve watermelon...

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  • whale seamen

  • Take two Viagra and call him in four hours.

  • Everyone knows the cure is AIDS.

  • @weirdestjacob The real answer involves watermelon? Too many watermelon possibilities for my brain to handle! *head explodes*

  • If you dip your nipples in mayple cyrup and do the hokey pokey.

  • SCREW THE LONGHORNS!

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