Life Advice

Here are some words to help you live.

Inspired by John Green's recent advice on investment strategies for youth, and Alex Day's recent demonstration of safety protocols while working with chaos emeralds.

If you are a female gay, then obviously you should strive to get a female male wife. My point was that the gender of your wife is a secondary consideration to back strength. Wives have to do a lot of heavy lifting.

Best wishes in your preferably-less-than-four-casualties journey towards eternal life.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• frezned
• life
• advice

[AllieMcKeen]

Five horcruxes tops. Got it.

[ImogensImagination18]

Hey, it's Tom from australia

[SnailMuffin]

The answer is sand!

[turtlechickenfactor]

Man you look like the Juno guy

[9wingedangel]

hahaha i love that creepy smile!!!

[ImJasonD]

You're such a freak. But I love it..

[angapants]

i think youre great.

[greatestgrace28]

ohohohoh you're so cute

[mrterryjunior]

hmmm anyone notice his eyebrows?? i bet theyve never been the same since....the incident...

[gilliemillie]

can you be my male wife?

[masacatior]

Heil, it's Eduardo from brasil ´`_´`

[virtuosoikingpin]

The ending of this video was fucking creepy. Keep your nightmare fuel to yourself, good sir.