How to be pro in Serbian DotA Rooms!

As teh title says!

Hello! I'm ze serbian leet masta dota pro!

Today I will teach you how to own da noobass shitfags in the serbian dota rooms.

The first rule, and most important one, is to have a colored Garena nick. That makes you look ownish and proish.

The second rule is to ask for mode in any game you join, and leave if it is all random.

When the game starts, you should pick some carry no matter what your team mates have. Slark, Rikimaru or Mortred for the win.

After that, you should write to all players "Bit che karanha", which means "I'm going to rape you, you fucking pussy!"

When the game starts, you should laugh at any team mate who didn't block creeps, like "lolololol omg omg my team sucks!"

Your first items should be boots and one pot. That makes you faster than your enemy and you can run away if they try to kill you. After you run, you can laugh hard like "XAXAXAXAXAXA, noobs!"

The thing you should never do is to buy wards. You don't need them. Real pro's use instinct and minimap!

When you join mid game, you should have at least score 0 2. Then you would probably be in a chance to kill someone, but you team mate would do that. Your reaction should be: "OMG Muymooneh retardirany ne steelay", which means "OMG, retarded monkey, don't steal my frags"

Remember this, whenever you die, you should say "Yea, yea, we'll see in late", or just blame your team.

Second thing to remember is: Everyone is a tard, except you. You are the IceFrog's right hand, and only you know how to play.

Uhm, when the late game comes, you shold have score 2 6 and now is your time. You can easily kill the one with low hp and everytime you do that, you should say "As I said, I'm raping you noobs!"

The only thing I forgot to say is, you will lose. 1But, nvm, you can blame your team mates, and still can play remake without that retards.

And remember just one more thing, whenever someone says you're a noob, challenge him to 1 versus 1! 2 The End.

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[ShoOMMi]

#2 ali ne mozes ubediti ljude... Jednom sam pokusao (video sam juggernauta koji ide mid sa boots i salve) i kazem mu da mu ne valjaju boots na startu, a on ce meni: cuti noobe, ja sam juggernaut.... i svi krenuli da se smeju.... I pogadjajte sta se desilo, ceo tim je livao

[kleptoklepac]

@ShoOMMi Ajde bolan, on je juggernaut XDDD Ma kreteni. Ja sam jedno vrijeme igro na eurobattlenet i mogu ti reć da je skill mnogo bolji nego na Gareni. Trenutno igram u EU HLR 3 i 2 i skill je ogroman. Fino je i u prvih 15 EU, al preko 20 je katastrofa.

[Zssh2]

Kralju , ovo jeste smesno samo zanima me tvoja ideja..da li si ovim hteo da isprozivas Srbe ili da se nasalis?

[kleptoklepac]

@Zssh2 Nisam hteo da isprozivam Srbe, nego sve što igraju u tim sobama, tj. sve noobske balkance. A usput, i vruć sam!

[kleptoklepac]

@weedboyx Jao evo ga pronašo se :(

[onokaoonokao]

@kleptoklepac haha ovo na kraju je najjace, i tako jebeno istinito. Zaboravio si fladovanje na kanalu samo

[ShockinglyRelaxing]

@Dielloncheee mrzi brate ti srbe koliko oces - ocigledno su ti srbi jebali mamu u picku pa si se zato tako naljutio opusti se malo i budi ponosan sto pricas SRPSKIM jezikom :)

[Dielloncheee]

@ShockinglyRelaxing

i know the truth hurts

you will never understand my comment because you are born as a LIAR

youre family country nation i based ON LIES

cccc - samo srbi su sranje

SRBE NA VRBE

KOSOVO JE SLOBODNO

[ShockinglyRelaxing]

@Dielloncheee amount of your retardness level is too damn high . . . i am sorry for your parents for getting such a stupid kid . . .

[LightInTheNight1337]

@kleptoklepac kurac moj je fino.HLR=pwnovanje noobova..ne mozes naci dobar game...

[Necumambo]

ovo je epski,odlicna karakterizacija srpskih dota igraca,pogotovo garene s obzirom da se jato klinaca tamo skuplja,eurobattle je vec nesto emancipovaniji

[Duvaniste991]

shoomi i ja sam bio u toj igri :D znam tog nooba i svi trazili rmk :D

[Dielloncheee]

You know you are a Serb when YOU :

KILL INNOCENTS

HATE YOURE OWN PEOPLE (CROATS CHATOLIC SERBIANS BOSNIANS MUSLIM SERBS)

WANT TO STEAL OTHERS COUNTRY (KOSOVO)

SUPPORT AND CALL TERRORISTS "hereos" (MILOSEVIC, GADDAFI ,RATKO MLADIC, RADOVAN KARADZIC)

HATE AMERICA & EUROPE (ALMOST EVERYONE)

LYING IS A PART OF YOURE CULTURE & NATION