Russel Sweet's Sweet Sweet Rap

Russel Sweet has the diet of four chunky sorority girls combined. He lives for sweets, especially sweet sweet cookies. He even invented his own drink, "cookie drink", so that he never has a single moment when there isn't a sweet sweet cookie in his mouth. Well actually that's not entirely true; he never really eats in front of people because it is too shameful -- he much prefers stealing away to the local toilet to stuff his mouth with as much Pepperidge Farm as his pre-diabetic body can handle. He has severe Eczema, mainly all around the inside of his thighs and that whole region. He once ate an entire box of Entenmann's cheese and apple danishes, and by once I mean nearly every morning for breakfast (it's healthy).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• alienmode
• million dollar extreme
• mde
• steve brule
• hate crime
• dont be fooled
• we are definitely copying
• tim and eric
• even though we say
• that we arent
• we watch them obsessively

[x666x666x666x4]

is million dollar extreme really popular? basically, your videos are cool, but if they're popular i don't want to tell people about them because that's not cool.

[alienmode]

@x666x666x666x4 no you little guy we're underground as fuck... SO START TELLING PEOPLE THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE COOL FOR DISCOVERING SUCH AN INDIE WEIRD THING

[alienmode]

no fuckin idea why ratings were disabled, mustve hit the wrong thing when uploading, feel free to give it a thousand thumbs down

[porknastymeowmers]

dig the toejam and earl. nice one

[alienmode]

@porknastymeowmers thanks mac

[Gollon666]

y rnt u uploadin in widescreen dis is the diital ager

[alienmode]

@Gollon666 smaller resolution = better quality. also 4:3 is funnier looking than 16:9

[TheHowlingMan]

if it wasn't for this video i'd have cut off my own dick years ago instead of just now htnaks

[SABushcraft]

@TheHowlingMan see u at this years dragoncon...

[InfiniteRhombus]

a big chunky plumper! im cassie!

[DickHead69able]

@macr0machine stfu faggot

[macr0machine]

Holy shit it's like a twisted version of Parappa the Rapper

[leafsoup]

cassie mogavero is code for big fat plumper whenever im in public



[bmcjones]

Please do a search on youtube for "duckett" and "cookie" This is where I live. Please help me.

[b0xxmann]

Hey Carson Daly! Put this on the fast track for number one on TRL!