Youtube Poop : SPESS MEHREENS

WE ARE TEH EMPRAH'S SPESS MEHREENS.

Edit : Woah, 13k more views. Thank you people ! :D

-Complete Transcript-

Scout : Commander Boreale. Ennemy forces in our perimeter.

Boreale : Where ?

Scout : Souther quadrant, but they're on the move.

Boreale : Where ?

Scout : Souther quadrant, but they're on the move.

Boreale : Where ?

Scout : ...Current location unknown.

Boreale : There is no time to be lost. BATTLE BROTHERZ.
SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, BATTLE SPESS MEHREENS. Today the ennemy is at our door !

Thule : Teh ennemy is at ouh dooh.

Boreale : Today the ennemy is at our door !

Thule : Teh ennemy is at ouh dooh.

Boreale : SPESS MEHREENS, today the ennemy is at our door. We know our duty and we will do it, as Blood Ravens, AZ SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, and we fight in the name of the EMPRAH, EMPRAH, EMPRAH, SPESS MEHREENS.
If we di-di-di-di-di--

Ganon : DIE.

Boreale : --this day we die in glory. We die heroes' death ! But we shall not--

Ganon : DIE.

Boreale : No, no, no, no, no, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, it is the ennemy who will taste death and defeat, as you know-no-know-no...
Most of our battle brothers are SPESS MEHREENS stationned in SPESS, prepared to deep strike-SPESS, SPESS, SPESS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS.
Our perimeter has been prepared in the advant of our ennemy should be so bold and so foolish. We have placed numerous SPESS MEHREENS allowing for multiple, simultaneous and devastating multiple, simultaneous and devastating multiple, simultaneous and devastating defensive deep strikes.
SPESS MEHREENS.
The Codex Astartis names this "manoova" STEEL RAIN. We will descend upon the foe, we will--

Ganon : DIE.

Boreale : SPESS MEHREENS. We are the SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS. We are the EMPRAH's-EMPRAH-EMPRAH-EMPRAH-EMPRAH SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS, (faster) SPESS MEHREENS, SPESS MEHREENS (even faster) SPESSMEHREENSSPESSMEHEENS (normally) FURY, FURY.

Kiryu : YAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. (faster) YAAHAHAHAHAHA, (even faster) YAHAHAHA.

[...]

Where ?-NO-DIE-FURY-HEEEHEHEHEHEHE, WAHAHAHAAAHA.

SPESS MEHREENS.

(Space Marines belong to Warhammer 40k
Dawn of War games belong to Relic Entertainement
CD-i Ganon belongs to Phillips
Kyosuke Kiryu belongs to Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds (Yeah, I hate myself for that too.)
Spess Mehreens belong to EVURYWUN)

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[Ariana321]

Holy shit turn on the captioning for this, its hysterical.

[CultistRayqui]

@Ariana321 Holy sh*t, that's right. Thumbs up to you for pointing this out.

[VersedHorison]

wtf is that cartoon shit that goes 'die'?

[CultistRayqui]

@VersedHorison Ganon in Zelda CD-i games. Best Zelda games ever if you ask me, the cutscenes are so well-made and the plot is really pure genius. Not to mention one of the best gameplay ever for an overall chef d'oeuvre.

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[hyperidiot34]

this is heresy commander boreale shall face the inquisition spess marines

[CultistRayqui]

@hyperidiot34 Commander Boreale is DED. :0

[Thunterg1]

"We will descend upon the foe, we will DIE!"

[thatguywhohatesnoobs]

LOL. Transcribed audio thinks the space marines fight for hezbollah XD

[SgtCandy]

Spends millions!

[wolfiuz1]

Space marines, as you know, most of our battle brothers are SPESS MAHRINES stationed in SPESS.

Only you, you fehlure

[SteelFyire]

Turn on CC, it actually gets Defensive Deep Strikes right...

[SteelFyire]

@Ariana321 Lol, I think the only thing it got right was "Time to be lost."

[macavity1981]

"we fight for our Hezbollah" what...the...hell...? :-O

[Musikkingofthecookie]

*Notices 2 Chaplains and a Force Commander*

I CALL HAX! 3 HQ choices, 1 of which in the game you may have only one?! THE EMPERAH WILL HEAR THI-- *gets dragged away by Inquisitorial Stormtroopers*

[benfclark]

SPEND MILLIONS

[Tyb3rGaming]

46 people aren´t prepared for multiple, simultanoius, devestating, multiple, simultanoius, devestating, multiple, simultanoius, devestating, defensive deep strikes.