Chair Man - the wheelchair rap

Found this on a VHS tape at Goodwill.

This is a tape from the Permobile company to promote their "Chair Man" wheelchair. Music is by "VIBE", circa 1994.

Lyrics (all typos and mistakes are on the original vhs cover)----------
Now there's some C.R.A.Z.Y:
crazy H.Y.P.E.
sayin' rumors houndin' round the hood
and they are all about me
Got to get up - get down - get out - get
around don't you see
and prove cool I'm still as chill as I used to
be.
Now dig,
today is the day there's nothin' like the
present that's what I told myself
got to get this old life of mine up and off the shelf.
Been to long out the system 'G'
just to long out the grove
I've got to get myself together and get back
on the move.
Now I've got my own ambition
and baby I'm gonna swing
like a mad man on a mission
just doin' my thing

Hook:
I got my wheels - they swing
like boom chaka boom chaka boom boom
and life ain't over till the fat lady sing
got to roll with the punches and do your own thing
I got my wheels - they swing
like boom chaka boom chaka boom boom
wheely wheely wheely wheely swing swing swing
like boom chaka boom chaka boom boom

F to the R to the E to the E like a bird up in
the sky. Freedom is what you want
so what's up so do I!
But don't need no super heroes to help me
keep up the pace
like a super man with a helpin' hand
driving me plain crazy ace.
Talkin' about my own kind of rythm'
Talkin' about my own kind of flow
I got my homies and I wanna chill with 'em
but on my own terms ya know
So when i make my move wanna make it cool
wanna keep it in the groove
but most of all I wanna keep it smooth.
Ya dig.
'cause all I'm relayin' in these simple words
that I'm sayin'
it's the way it's got to me for me to be free.

(hook)

I heard the past is the past
got to live for today Carpe Dieum
don't know the rent and you don't know the
pay. Just remember the bigger you are the
harder ya gonna fall and remember ya gotta
chill through the struggle of it all.
So now people get ready 'cause I'm out in
the know I'm like the CHAIRMAN of the
board
I got it all under control.
Stylin' profilin' yeh baby rollin' and wildin'.
Shouldn't be no doubt in your mind
that it's me this time.
So put and end to all the crazy the crazy H.Y.P.E.-
I'm on the prowl
Wheelin' and dealin' like a V.I.P.

(hook)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• permobile
• wheel
• chair
• man
• wheelchair
• rap
• funny
• everything
• is
• terrible

[zabukazar]

Crip-Hop?

[hellsport1]

if i had a chair man wheelchair i would be so fucking pimp

[hellsport1]

3:12 and on that old white guy with glasses dancing with that black chick , so funny. how does this only have 143(ish) views, this is THE FUCKING BEST!!

[Gbcue]

Sounds like Jazzy wrote the cover.

[marcoman5699]

GOODWILL? geez i need to go there now!!!!