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Uploaded on Jan 2, 2007

The Song is "Life is Good" by Funkservice International
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An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-Mitch Hedberg

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  • xbon1

    Nope, repubs don't believe in helping the poor like this, repubs are do it yourself, democrats give too much aid.

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  • unclejuniorsoprano

    So you can't comprehend the paradigm. I'll simplify it for you. Instead of taking action & using the "bootstrap" mentality, they remain helpless & expect to be rescued. They won't help themselves because they expect the people who run the building to save them.Like welfare recipients, they are no longer able to survive on their own for even the simplest of needs.

    WELCOME TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, MY FRIEND. WELCOME ABOARD!

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  • TylerBenandFriends

    That was the joke.

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  • TylerBenandFriends

    jesus christ there isnt even a single political reference in this video. Some people just want to start stupid internet arguments. Go get a job and find something that you enjoy instead of being a damn warmonger.

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  • unclejuniorsoprano

    The video has nothing to do with exercise or the lack of it. These are 2 DemocRATs. DemocRATs expect the government to do everything for them. Everything in a DemocRAT's world must be regulated & when something goes wrong, everything comes to a crashing halt. This video is the epitome of the DemocRATic mindset. I'm surprised that so many of you idiots don't get it.

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  • sisss7

    as the commercial would have been so 'original' and 'unusual' if they just walked..

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  • Jessica loffredo

    My fifth grade teacher showed the class this

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  • Nic Page

    @Lets *republicans

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  • RobbytheLion

    Why is this funny? Everyone I know things this joke is hilarious, and I just don't get the humor. It almost seems more like an Eastern proverb than a joke.

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  • srcrib

    Who's here because of imgur?

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