Cowbell Kid looking forward to my date with the Raven Twins!

I met the girls through an online dating service. They have decided to pick me up and accompany me to watch game 5 of the World Series between My Tampa Bay Rays & those Lousy Philadelphia Phillies whose fans are a bunch of spineless punks. They said they enjoy the arts, classical music, baseball, and taxidermy, Whatever that is. Also told me if things go well this will be the beginning of a beautiful, long term relationship. So join us at Ferg's for Game 5 of the 2008 World Series!

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• Twins
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• kid
• howl-o-scream
• tampa
• bay
• rays
• ferg's
• sports
• bar
• budwieser

[10mmRules]

keep dreaming loser

[cowbellkidd]

you'll be able to see our date all over television and internet. don't worry I will post a video from the date!

[vestner]

I hope they stuff you and mount your head on a wall.

[scott0326]

You cant get a date so you go on a dating service? YOU ARE GAY

[FLAT4MOTORSPORTS]

soooo full of shit. lol no it was relly funny

[sstoys2]

yeah, Cow Dung Kid, how did the series work out for you? Where have you been this year, kid?, big mouth jerk! I told you the Rays would not even make it to the Playoffs this year!! Where are you dork? Go back to your parents basement with your stupids wigs. Your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick, your a dick

PS: your a dick

[9phillyphan9]

how did that game 5 beatin on the phills work out for ya you fag. WORLD FUCKIN CHAMPS BITCH!!!

[TruffulaThneed]

you're soft!

[vestner]

Ya know, you never did post videos or anything of the twins. Did they turn out to be Sox or Philly fans and they shunned you? Or was it they just hated you period. I'm guessing both.

[pkwyDriven]

how was your date with the phillies you clown? Did you burn you jersey yet? or are you STILL a Rays fan? Florida is the new puerto rico. Hope immagrant labor doesent cost you your job fag. hahahaha

[lilcirillo42]

hahaha this is sun burn kid once again. your ray suck bro hahahahaha. my boy ryan howard had 3 jacks and 6 RBIs keep talking bro. by the way your ray wont ever make it back to the post season. and when u talk shit dont use the same line over and over again. move out of your mom house and get a job. go phils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they won baby how u like me now hahahahahahahahahaha cole baby hahahahahaha he the man.

[candygirl1976]

They r only going out with u because they need some weirdo 2 laugh at! Ur prediction was wrong again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[candygirl1976]

The only thing that touches u is u! Now I know he is Gay! Because any guy who is getting ASS from twins would not care about Howl -o- scream and baseball!

Oh and us Philly fans r still around freak!We will never go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FirstHeardHere]

lol none of you guys posting have a sense of humor do you.