Starcraft 2 Beta: Unbeatable Protoss 1v1 Strategy

Unbeatable Protoss 1v1 Strategy for Starcraft 2. Proven to work 100% of the time. Quick before they nerf it!

I have two versions, a low-res that I uploaded fast so I could show people on Vent, and a higher-res (the one I linked here) so you could see more, including chat... unfortunately, the best comment of all is on the low res one, so I'll post it here before deleting it:

SCElitepimp:
"unbeatable protoss strat?!?! STFU n00b!!!

who told you that you only need 8 scvs? tired scvs? i didn't know they had feelings. 1 worker mining vespene gas dropping it? WTF. // Tired after creating a building?!?!? // You have to set it to do something, you dumb ass n00b.

just because you are a chick doesn't give you the license to be an idiot... i doubt you ever even played this game... this is so dumb... WOW ... STFU n00b...

THIS IS TvT there is no PROTOSS... wow. this was a waste of life."

Thanks SCElitepimp!

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NOTE:

So, this is all over the internet and I'm honestly catatonic with how weird this is. Honestly, I'm REALLY bad at Starcraft, I've never played an RTS before in my life (except for WC3 with cheats on just so I could see all the lore and fun times) and in all seriousness, none of my legitimate strategies go any better than this one did. Thankfully, this was a joke, however. I FRAPS'd the replay and put it into iMovie and talked for six minutes, then uploaded it to Youtube so my guildies could see it.

I appreciate and am completely shocked by all the positive comments, and I appreciate and am moderately less shocked by all the negative ones.

So yeah. Thanks, guys!

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• protoss
• terran
• zerg
• starcraft
• star
• craft
• beta
• ii
• two
• strategy
• build
• order
• 1v1

[eggman17872k2]

Terren is OP, they have "the power of christ"

[MichailDzi]

lol



[rapmenn]

fu

[MyJavierj]

lol this chick is crazy, or on some crack lol well cute voice tho. ladies just stick to cooking lol

[cooljake167]

Lol trollolol

[Jarhead9101775]

@beloveene As you can see ladies and gentlemen, this person has come to the internet in expectancy of finding sympathy and respect when he can't take a joke. unfortunately, he will be sorely disappointed.

I wouldn't mind the religious if they could shut up for two fucking seconds.

[beloveene]

How dare you use the name of Christ I such a manner? His name is not to be taken lightly and it is not funny. It is also obvious that you have not the slightest idea about Starcraft. Please stop making a mockery of things that are special to other people.

[soundxyz]

are you stupid ? this is terran 1v1 not protoss. omfg.

[suckatstarcraft]

i love religious nuts like u, they make me laugh XD

and ur playing terran, fyi. not protoss

[sdl2087]

hahahahah ur cute nice gameplay i love it ^^

[MrNickcode]

hahahhaha

that was funny

[WHATTHEH4CKZ]

was a lot of fun haha

i dont understand how someone can be stupid enough to not take this as a joke