I'm On a Boat (social networking style) by Judah Macc

Class extra credit project:

This is a cover of the songs "I'm on a Boat" and a verse of "Jizz in my Pants" by the Lonely Island, about social networking sites..

LYRICS:

(Statussssssss) Log in

Get your mouse ready it's about to go down (status, yeah)
Everybody on the site hit the refresh key (status, yeah)

But stay on this motherfuckin page

We runnin this, let's go


I'm on site(I'm on facebook)

I'm on site (I'm on a facebook)

Everybody look at me cause I'm surfin on site

I'm on site (I'm on faceook)

I'm on site

Take a good hard look at the Social Network Site
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I'm on facebook, all my friends, take a look at me

Straight chattin on chat feature with all my homies

Update status, comment, changin profile pic

You can't stop me, administrator, cause I'm on facebook

Im on twitter, tweet (tweet)
I'm on myspace, Tom (Tom)

We sendin mad bumper stickers, cause theyre the bomb
I got my top friends, and my i dont know you s

I'm flippin pages, you on myspace straight gettin virus


I could be out tonight,and , talkin face to face

But it dont feel right, in a real public space
Mediated? Yea, this is real as it gets

I'm on a facebook, administrator, don't you ever forget

I'm on facebook and,
it's laggin slow and

Last night looked fun,
mini feed says your pics all got banned

I'm the virtual king, peep the status, brotha

Dont know what that means? Ya might be my motha


{Get off myspace, facebook is REAL!!!}



facebook?, I'm on myspace, cyberculture (cyberculture)
friendster?, Im on myspace, cyberculture (cyberculture)

I'm socializin with my boys, cyberculture (yeah)

Pop up ads make noise, cyberculture


Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Made mad friends and I dont know how (dont know how)
Gonna tag pics and stalk them all somehow

With my javascript, any pics upload-able




Yeah,
never thought I'd be on facebook

Once youre on, youll always be hooked (yeah)
Zuckerburg~!! Look at me, oh (dont press escape)

Never thought I'd see the day

Got my own page, custom, my way

Believe me when I say,
I poked a mermaid, ooh
[Repeat Chorus:]


Whoahhh
Sta-sta-status, status
Yeah yeah yeahhh

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Login, password and email
Let's see what my mini-feed entails
Friend request, random name
Increase my friend count with no shame
Notifications marked in red
I could not believe what my status said
False words that I never stated
Hackers work, to leave me ill-fated

Likes and comments soon flow in
Report whoever has done this sin
Tag pics, take quiz, was the plan
Now I doubt I'll even play farmland
And I change my status

A real social interaction, outside my room?
And non-mediated?
That'd be my doom
All of my rivals clicked that they like this
And now I change my status
Don't IM me or I'll block you for good
I chatted my friends
And they say that I should
I miss my myspace
I'd log on if I could
Now I'll log off and tweet

Category:

Music

Tags:

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• Wet
• Sprocket

[wajed777]

thanks

[JudahMacc]

why did you say thanks?

[brandin100]

Awsome! 5 stars!

[wajed777]

because its nice