Twilight: the finger puppet version

I meant to record this on my other account...woops. Anyway, this is is all four Twilight books, reenacted by none other than myself.

Also, this gets cut off because my dad walked in. Here's how it would have ended:

Edward: This pregnancy is killing you!
Bella: No shit, Sherlock. What was your first clue? The baby drinking my blood from inside me? Oh no, Im going into labor!
*LABOR LABOR*
Edward: Uh oh, having this baby is going to kill you! I have to turn you into a vampire so you can live.
*suck suck suck*
Bella: Yay, Im a vampire! And even though Im a newborn, I can totally control myself for unexplained reasons! And our kid is half vampire, half human! And I gave her a super weird name that Im really touchy about!
Edward: Yay! Oh waitnot yay. Someone saw our kid, and they think shes a little kid we turned into a vampire, and thats illegal, so those creepy vampire leader guys are going to be after us again.
Medici: Hi, Im the head creepy vampire leader and have a static character.
Bella: Wait, I though you guys were all equal in power and had dynamic characters.
Medici: Nope, that changed. Im the only important one now. And Im going to kill all of you!
*TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE*
Edward: no one felt anything.
Bella: Oh yeah, now that Im a vampire, I can put a forcefield around people. Did I forget to mention that?
Edward: That must be connected to how you were untouchable by powers as a human.
Medici: But why?
Bella: THATS A GOOD QUESTION.
Alice: Hey, its Alice again! I found this half-vampire, half human-kid, so see, Bellas daughter isnt a full vampire. Its possible to have a half one. You can go now.
Medici: Kay.
Edward: Well, I guess that solves just about every
Jacob: Hey guys! Its me, Jacob!
Edward: Not you again. I thought we already established Bella doesnt love you.
Jacob: Thats cool, I found a new girl.
Bella: Who?
Jacob: Your daughter.
Edward:you sick pervert.
Jacob: Come here, Nessy!
*kissy kissy kissy*

And they all lived happily ever after
THE END


...I was bored.

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[dramachick252831]

You typed up a script? This is brilliant, though. Haha Cheers, Caety! This makes me kinda wanna read them...

[uni0000]

I was REALLY bored, okay? AP US procrastination.

[looserfish122]

i actually lauged out loud multiple times. i love you! and this.

[dramachick252831]

Haha Alllrriiiiiight....It's genius. It really is....