Jurassic Park The Game Review

I knew nothing of this game before recording this. Boomboxer from the Unit Lost community decided it would be a great idea to gift me Jurassic Park The Game over Steam. Is he taking the piss? Is this some kind of fantastic must play game? I don't know. But the question remains, is it pure? Watch on and find out!

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Category:

• Gaming
• Comedy
• Entertainment

Starring:

• Stylosa
• Kirioth

Directed by:

• Stylosa

Produced by:

• Stylosa

Tags:

• jurassic
• park
• the
• game
• Jurassic Park The Game
• Jurassic Park The Game Review
• Jurassic Park
• Steam
• Telltale Games
• PC Game
• Game Review
• Game Commentary
• Click and Point
• Quicktime Events
• Dinosaurs
• HD Gameplay
• Steam (software)
• Jurassic Park (franchise)

[MrRiotpopper]

As somebody who is entering the game design field, this kind of stuff is just rancid. Pisses me off to see people who obviously have talent be forced to make shitty games.

[unitlosttube]

@MrRiotpopper It must be terrible to have to bow to the demands of the money men. I guess that's why more and more indie companies are being formed, allowing game design students to really flourish.

[doritos180]

The problem is that Jurassic Park is a really mainstream franchise and this game is kind of an indie adventure game so it won't appeal to the majority of people who like Jurassic Park. On top of that the graphics are poor and it just doesn't seem that exciting.

[unitlosttube]

@doritos180 It's coming out on ipad, the control system kinda makes sense all of a sudden.

For a PC release you are quite right, this is not very good at all. It's borderline offensive.

[pcaviator687]

WTF is this shit??? My God...this is the WORST use of a movie license I have ever seen. They couldn't give me this for free. I hear there is even a Collector's Edition, if you can believe it. Holy hell...what idiot decided that this was even remotely worth releasing as a "game"???

[Ridian1500]

wat is dis im watching ._.

[MrRiotpopper]

@unitlosttube Exactly, Minecraft, Cavestory, Terraria,Torchlight, and countless other indie games are so popular. It just shows what you get when you allow the designers to create the game personally, instead of some high on the totem pole bloke calling the shots.

[MultiBoomboxer]

Y'all be please to know I have decided not to purchase this game a second time haha. And thanks for the review Sty, you've really taken a bullet for the gaming community here (at that steam price somebody had to!!). :p

[JohnnyHoot1]

"Is it pure?!!" has to be my favorite phrase right now

[gorancalic]

You know what's not rancid? Falling Off The Ladder from Unitlost.com!!

[KiriothTV]

This is absolutely the shittest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. It's worse than APB. It's even worse than Failien Hallway. How you played it for more than 1 minute without vomiting all over the keyboard and falling down dead from the stench of the game is beyond me.

What a totally fucking terrible, horrible, nauseating, mind-blowingly awful piece of shit.