Nikki's Plea

Nikki's Plea

I have a big cherry tree
But I'm not looking for a guy to marry me
I just need some lovin in the sac
Does anyone know a good lumberjack

We're not talking about my virginity
It has just been a long time for me
Who knew the lack of seed
Could sprout a whole new cherry tree

My fruit is ripe and my tree is overgrown
Forcing my branches to sway all alone
So I'm left with my own axe to grind
A sharp one is better for matters of this kind

Mr. Jack doesn't have to be sharp or interesting
Cause my timber is in dire need of harvesting
I'll take an old baldy with a few flaws
As long as he has a good chainsaw

I'll do anything just to please
If timber man were to take some sympathy
So no one is left to believe
I might like Mrs. Lumber Jackie

This timber needs to be fell to the ground
Before any of those beavers start coming around
There's no call for a ring or a wedding gown
Jack come and cut my cherry tree down!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cherry
• tree
• lumberjack