Funniest Stand-Up Comedy Bits EVER!! - ROFL
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Uploaded by rofl on Feb 7, 2010
Or at least this week! Watch this for the funniest stand-up comics from across the country take on chat lines, working out, planes, and meth.
Seven nights a week, RooftopComedy.com records live stand-up comedy all around the world and brings you the best of it. These are our favorite jokes about chat lines, working out, planes, meth, and a bunch of other hilarious, disgusting, true stuff. I'm sure you have some hilarious jokes about that stuff too, but trust me, this is better. For more jokes that are better than yours, head over to RooftopComedy.com.
Calling a Chat Line
If one chat line calls another chat line, who's the loser?
As Seen in Kansas
Hey Clem, do you suppose "LOL" means "Lots Of Livestock?"
Screamers
That scream was just pain leaving my body. The other noise was gas leaving my body.
Psychological Plane Ride
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of crashing. Duh.
One Tablespoon of Soup
I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, but I might die with one.
Tandem Skydiving
How about this: you be in charge of the parachute, I'll be in charge of the screaming and pants wetting?
Farmers Market
Carrots: check. Peppers: check. 150 boxes of SUDAFED: check.
Attack Boredom
Try doing an impression of an audience who likes impressions.
Offensive Feet
Pardon me, but is your foot growling?
Comedians: Isaac Witty, Tyrone Hawkins, Chris Hardwick, Joe Zimmerman, Vince Morris, Maggie Faris, Ryan Hamilton, Ryan Fohl, Kjell Bjorgen, Robert Hawkins
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@fornow100000 I watched UNTIL the Netflix ad, then I pressed pause, disliked the video and moved on.
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@twentyfstcentryRebel how is he loose, i believe its lose
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@SCAR16s No one forced you to watch this... T_T Baka..
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This was some of the most stupid shit I've ever heard. Anyone who enjoyed this is a fucking lame. The ads are fucking bullshit too, just a bunch of sellouts with shitty excuses for comedy.
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I pooted in my drawers.
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fornow100000 6 months ago 87
These people were so funny my finger spazzed out and clicked on the dislike button....
TheUndertaker0wns 7 months ago 62